We are sleeping in the same tent next weekend were else is he gonna go outside. lmfao I fart allot anyway but a bbq will get me bloated af idk what exactly Im gonna do but I'll figure it out as I go
Ok so for context this story happened a few years ago and involves a girl we will call Alyson. Alyson was this loud short white girl but she had a really nice ass that jiggled any time she walked. Anyway we were sitting in class watching a movie and I hear Alyson and a group of girls who are sitting on the floor talking and Alyson said she had to fart. I look over and focus on Alyson she has both of her legs up and her face looks like she is trying to rip a massive fart. I don’t hear anything and then like 10-20 seconds later I get a wiff of one of the stinkiest farts I’ve ever smelled. I can’t even put the smell into words because it’s truly something I’ve never smelled before but it was really bad almost like a rotten smell. Then she lets out a sigh and said wait and then she rip a little airy fart that was really quiet. The group of girls were like ew you’re so gross Alyson and she started laughing. I do have some other stories and a couple more involving Alyson so let me know if you guys want to hear them.
So today my brother was doing one of his pranks pretty much he was being faked passed out for YouTube and I was trying to wake him when he wouldn't get up I farted on him like 3 times it was pretty nasty he got up after the 3rd time
I have the video and anytime he doesn't do anything I ask I'll threaten to share it blackmail babyyyyyy!
Today has been a rough day. I can’t stop fucking farting! I don’t know what’s going on! I didn’t eat anything that would cause me to fart that much! They weren’t loud farts but they weren’t quiet farts. They didn’t smell that bad though so that’s great!
So yall have heard my stories of my gf and I love that she can fart like crazy but another thing I love about her is how open she is to fart.
I’ve said in past stories she’s very open to fart in public around my friends like if that girls gotta fart she is not holding it in.
So something I love about this is when she has friends over. It entices them to fart too.
I’ve heard a couple of her (very hot) friends fart because my gf can’t keep her ass quiet.
So she has this friend she sees often. Pretty skinny girl, blonde but her ass is to die for. Small but very fat.
So as they were hanging in the living room, i just heard a giant rip out there. I could immediately tell it wasn’t my gf.
Then my gf yelled out her friends name and they started dying laughing.
Later I came out there as well I was making some food and she farted again. Nowhere near as loud as the first but it was sizable.
She giggled after her fart. She was sitting on the hard wood floor so it really rumbled.
Anyways DMs always open if u wanna hear my gfs farts or just know more or just talk the fetish anyone welcome!
Story: One day I was sitting in the small living room me and my aunt were the only one home since my mom took my cousins out for a ride because they annoyed their mother alot and she is very tired of it. My aunt stands up her whole back was facing me. She had those dark blue tight jeans that i liked so much on her it showed her booty so nice and wide. And a black crop top that has rided up exposing a slightly thing of her skin right over her jeans. I thought she was gonna adjust her outfit or something but instead she putted one hand on her midriff and farted so bubbly, I could tell that the fart was so warm too by the sound. I reacted so disgusted as if I hated it but ofc in my mind I actually loved it and seeing her fart makes me so happy. She was laughing a little bit after releasing saying how good it felt. I said ‘aunt your fucking disgusting’ She looked at me for a sec, went to the door and locked the door to the living room I was stranded in the small living room with no windows open and only had to breathe her farts. She was just keep releasing loud ones every min as if it’s like a bathroom in here. The smell was so strong I actually fr couldn’t take it longer it smelt like a sewer. After like 15 mins of her only farting she finally opened the door and with me laying on the floor all finished she kneeled down gave me a kiss on the cheek saying good boy and left normally acting like nothing even happened.
We just had a week in centre parcs and had a house for 6, being on holiday means just eating and drinking whatever you like but it’s been a few years and i forgot how thin the walls are there😂 it’s the fist night and im holding in my farts so hopefully i get to my room and i can just let rip and that’s what i did just fart after fart it was like there was thunder outside, we wake up the next morning and everyone’s like who was that and they blame my husband and this happens the whole trip (he hardly farts) i felt so bad because they were hugeee and so smelly🙈
Fart porn sucks and is completely unrealistic imo. I was always driven to female body smells, like body odor and pussy. A general desire to put my face in asses.
When I met this ex girlfriend I thought she was beautiful and cool, but once I saw her naked I was in love, I didn’t realize how perfect and big her ass was until then. If I fingered her pussy i’d avoid washing my hands for as long as possible. In the first or second time she came to my house I asked her to sit on my face, and that’s when I discovered my favorite thing in the world, the smell of her butthole. In three years of relationship it never smelled better than that first time, that day she gave me head for the first time and let me cum in her mouth and swallowed.
Our relationship developed, we started officially dating and got more comfortable, we were each others first real relationship and sexual partners (neither one was a virgin but just one-off bad experiences).
We already knew each other, but a friend of mine who’s basically her family, suggested we went out. I was really close to this friend at the time, so I was telling her all about this other girl I liked. She warned my ex before setting us up. Once we were together this became a massive point of insecurity for her, she would bend over backwards to try to make me like her, to a fault.
She definitely isn’t the type of person to be overly self conscious about her body, I think she was embarrassed to fart in front of me but would talk about it. I don’t know if she had farted in front of me, but the first time I remember we were having non penetrative sex, jerking each other off. I think she was cumming or close to it, and let out a really loud fart from muscle contractions. I immediately burst out laughing, she turned scarlet red and couldn’t be more embarrassed, not from farting per se, but doing it while she came. This wasn’t erotic at all to me at the time, but it broke a barrier.
She was completely aware I was obsessed with the way she smelled. Like not dirty, but definitely not freshly showered, i’d always want her to sweat and not shower before meeting me. So I think she wasn’t surprised when her farts started turning me on.
I remember this as a turning point for me, I was going down on her on the edge of the bed, while kneeling on the floor and jerking off at the same time. I was really turned on, and suddenly I hear this very faint noise of a silent fart, and the smell hits me under her skirt and she has absolutely no reaction. That was the hottest thing possible, she knew she was so hot she could fart while I pleasured her with my mouth.
From that point on there was no stopping her, she already was the gassy girl to her girl friends, the kind of person to announce “I farted!” right after, every time. So once my fetishes gave her the green card she would do it all the time.
She would always want me to smell it and would be upset and whiny if I didn’t want to.
She’s interesting in that regard, because what turns her on the most is seeing her sexual power over other people, so all of my fetishes could potentially turn her on depending on the situation.
Tying back to the original statement, I feel like this context of a girl farting erotically makes so much more sense than the porn dom trope, it’s clearly just to cater to what they think their male audience wants.
A girl with switch tendencies that is in a submissive position in the relationship, shyly farts to please her boyfriend and make him think she’s sexy, which secretly turns her on, but would rather die than admit it.
My favorite memory was this one time when we were laying in bed and she was facing away from me. She let out a silent toot, like most of her farts, and announced it to me, looking at me embarrassed like she’s not waiting for me to put my face in her ass. So I do, and I inhale it loudly. It’s so erotic and she’s so sexy to me, I sniff until the smell dissipates. I hug her from behind and press my dick on her ass. She notices the effect she had on me and the power her femininity wields even with a fart. I kiss her intimately and deeply, and instantly notice she got super horny instantly. I forcefully take her pants and mine off without breaking the kiss. She lets me take her from behind, on her side. I start fucking her hard, and it doesn’t take much long for me to get close, since i’m basically hallucinating from how horny I am, and eventually her pussy makes me cum inside her. We don’t talk about it, but we both know this was basically an admission.
In my opinion this is the highest expression of fart fetish and the ones girls are most likely to enjoy. The idea that she would fart for me, submissively, even though it’s naughty and wrong. And more so, would also embarrassedly love it.
I think this is the true beauty of taboo fetishes. It’s more than the act itself, it’s the intimacy and undeniable admission of arousal. She would rather die than admit her farting during sex turns her on, but she’s so horny from how intimate and honest this is she can’t help it.
Funny enough, it’s like a girl farting from how hard she’s cumming. It’s undeniably real.
Sorry if this got too long or confusing, it’s hard to type with one hand. God I miss her
For context: My sister is only 1 year older than me. Short (161 cm. We are half brazilian, she goes a lot to the gym (this is for me a lil weird to say this about my sister) but she got a very well trained body. Im not attracted to her at all she is my sister ofc. (I wont show any pictures of her so dont ask). We are very open about farting in our household so we would lay a lot of fart prank on eachother. I like farts but not when one of my family members are doing it. Idk why but it give me more humiliation and because im not attracted to them. But after i wrote some stories about it (check my page) i got a lot of dms. And that got me thinking lil bit differently about if they farted on me. So in total of i think 2 months i embraced them more. Not running away when they farted near me anymore, no turning heads away, no pushing them of of me. Eventually after those 2 months i was back to normal because it was a lil weird for me. But i got alot of experiences out of it so i will tell you guys about one.
Here is were the story begins:
This was about 3 months ago. It was a lazy sunday and i was laying on the couch watching some tv that is when my sister came downstairs and sat next to me with her ipad. We had a lil conversation about that there is nothing to do and that all her friend were gone for the weekend and that she regretted it now to not go with them.
My sister asked me if i was hungry and as the lovely person she is made some food for us. Feijoada (that is a brazilian dish its like beans, with peaces of sausage, meat and bacon in it), rice and broccoli. She had her protein shake with her aswell so i knew she would about to fart after her dinner.
After dinner we both layed death full on the couch after several minutes i feel one comming and knew if i had want she would soon to (i know nobody want to hear this part but is part of the story ) i provoked her by letting out a fart on her saying thank you to for the food! She pushes me away with her feet and said laughing that i made the wrong move and that she would get me back 100 times worse. I said that she wont stand a chance because i would run away if i see her doing suspicious.
After a few minutes my sister would stand up every know and than while watching me if i would look at her and react on it. But this time every time i was laying just still doing nothing. So thats when she started to make a move.
She quickly sat on my chest facing me she grabbed both of my arms and wanted to both put them above my head. For like 10 seconds we had a lil bit of a fight ofcourse for who get the placement of my arms. I let her win this one and throughout the lil fight we both had our giggles. That is when she put both of her arms above my head and scooted forward with her sitting first on my neck , my head in between her thighs and my arms as-well ( i could not move them because of it) she looked at me for like 2 seconds while laughing asking me if i was stuck and just groaned and but my hips in the air to try to get her of of me (ofcourse that one i did on purpose and if i really wanted to i would get her of of me) she scooted more forward now sitting on my face no turning my head for me . Face straight forward. She put both of her hands on my ribs to push herself a lil bit upwards but my nose was still in her ass and she let out a big brassy ass fart it was crazy like 3 seconds. Ppppbrrrrffffttt
That is when i started to smell a thick shitty cloud right in my nose. While my sister was laughing like a maniac i was sniffing her fart and it really stunk so bad. Smelled like she needed to go to the toilet. It was really hard to tolerate. (I would call my sister : M and my self : P.
M: (in between her laughter) i said i would get you back.
P: (as a response i would just groan and was tapping on her leg just to say i give up)
M: (in between her laughter) nonono you are going to stay a lil longer. Only when the smell is fully gone than i will
Let you go.
M: That fart stinks so bad hahahahah that is really what you get
P: ( because she sat on me i could only groan and makeing some weird sounds)
M: she started to laugh some more and saying that she could not hear me at all and that i just have to be quiet and that i just have to embrace the smell (as a joke ofcourse)
While making some more noise
She started to sshhh me
M: (taps me on my head) shhhh sshhh wait wait be quiet for real for 1 sec
P: (i stopped making sound and was wondering why)
That is when a silent but deathly 2 seconds hiss came out of her ass making her even laugh more almost crying.
This one was really deadly it smelled really as shit aswell but more burnt. I started to kick with my legs while just breathing in and out through my nose and my nose stung a lil bit.
M: HAHAHAHAH omg omg omg HAAHAHAHAH
M: those feijoada are reallyy killing me HAHAHAH now if we have feijoada you will think twice to fart on me HAHAHAH just breath it all in Hahahhahahah
I still had a lil bit of the ick of being humiliated like that. Hands above my head i could not move. My sister sitting on me face letting out 2 farts on my nose while laughing like crazy and kept me under her ass. All while it stunk so bad really those clear the room farts . Through out my childhood i had a lot of experiences like this were she would fart and sit on my face but because i didnt really put on a fight and let her do this to me it was for me next level.
After like 2 minutes she got off of me and i just played dead for the jokes of it
M: HAHAHAHA oooo noooo my little brother is dead, Maybe a fart will revive him.
That is when i opened my eyes again and she would laugh and said jokinggg im all out, you are save for now hahahah
I started to laugh aswell and said i would get her back even 1000 worse
That is the end. Sorry for the long stories and for my bad english (it is not my first language) I try to explain a lot i hoped some of you liked it. If any one has questions you could always ask me in the dms
okay this fart was SO LONG. She was leaning back on the couch + ottoman, legs out in front of her but partially bent. Perfect position for her ass to be facing outwards and above the cushion. I'm goofing around on my phone when without warning she starts a record setting rip. I hear the brrrrrrRRRRRppppp, and I have time to look up, make eye contact, see her start smiling, and say oh my god, all before the fart ends. She exhales afterward with the strain of forcing out that monster fart, gives a short laugh as she shakes her head at herself and declares "now that was a REAL toot."
Like 10min later she sits all the way up and leans forward and a bubbler comes out the back, obviously between her ass cheeks. Much shorter but still great volume. She's really been gassy lately.
The other day we were out at the park and she was just standing about 3 ft away from me, and in a lull in our convo I hear a groaner fart, the kind that happens from a fat ass in tight jeans, like it can barely escape.
I’ve been kinda retired for a while but I’ve been nonstop thinking about this since yesterday.
So to remind yall of my coworkers she’s a short girl probably about barely 5 feet and she has a small lil plump butt that shines in a tight pair of jeans and a cute face.
So we talk pretty frequently and she seems to love talking about her farts and her toilet habits so I’ve really lucked out with her.
She has Taco Bell pretty often and it does affect her for sure but yesterday was insane.
As yall saw in my previous posts she is my manager now so I don’t see her as much but she holds in her farts like crazy now so she comes around my area just to let loose.
She came by yesterday and was releasing multiple very loud farts. Since no one else was around she was just trying to get out as many as possible.
Ten minutes she must’ve farted 4 times it was crazy and they were so loud🤤
Anyways I didn’t see her again for the day but we were texting and she was just telling me about how she could like feel the farts like dropping from her stomach to her ass like bricks and how loud they were she sent me one which I was very happy about she also said she took a very big poop.
Anyways if u wanna see the texts or hear her farts just dm me my DMs are always open
I (girl) wrote a more kinky version than this which i'm a bit shy to share but this is an AI-edited version so it is more tamed and cheesy.
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You've always loved pampering your girlfriend—big meals, breakfast in bed, the works. One morning you wake up to her letting out a rather stinky fart, the kind you've learned to recognize as a "pre-poop" warning. You reach over and gently massage her belly. She moans, half-asleep, and pushes your hand away with a grumble. You smile. She's backed up.
So you get up and make her a sumptuous breakfast: . You give her a sly look and say, "I added a little kick to your breakfast." She raises an eyebrow, understands immediately—laxatives—and gives you the eye. Then she drinks the whole glass.
An hour later, a low rumble rolls through her gut. She presses a hand to her belly, rubbing small circles, trying not to let you see. You're at the grocery store together when she suddenly stops in the cereal aisle.
"We need to go home," she says quietly.
"You okay?"
"Now." She squirms, crossing her legs. Her cheeks flush.
You drive home. She fidgets the whole way, thighs pressed together, gripping the door handle. The moment you're through the front door, she makes a beeline for the bathroom—but you gently catch her wrist, spin her around, and pin her against the hallway wall with a playful grin. You kiss her, your body close enough that she could feel the warmth of you. She kisses back, but then breaks away, breathless.
"I really have to go," she whispers.
"I know," you murmur. You kiss her again. She shifts her weight, and right there against your thigh, a small, embarrassed fart escapes her. She groans and hides her face in your shoulder. "You're terrible."
"I'm affectionate," you correct. You kiss her deeper, taking her breath away, and with one hand you reach inside her pants and meander toward her anus. She farts onto your finger, and then you felt something turtlenecking from her opening anus.
You let her go. She practically falls into the bathroom. You hear the toilet lid clatter, then a long, relieved sigh, followed by unmistakable sounds of release—wet, thick and soft. You lean against the doorframe and wait.
When she's done, you hear the flush. Then silence.
"You okay in there?" you ask.
"...Yes." Pause. "No. I made a mess."
You open the door. She's sitting on the toilet, looking exhausted and slightly mortified. The seat and a bit of the floor need some cleaning. You grab wipes and paper towels without a word, clean up, and bring her fresh underwear and sweats. You help her stand, wipe her down gently, and flush again.
"Shower?" you ask.
She nods.
You undress together, step into the warm spray, and she leans into you under the water. You soap her back, her belly, her thighs. You have sex with her.
"You planned this, didn't you?"
"Planned to take care of you," you say, kissing her wet hair.
Afterward, you towel her off, carry her to bed, and tuck her in. She's clean, light, deeply relieved—and smiling.
Unfortunately this update isnt really what you guys were hoping for, this is gonna be a short one
Again its not much ,but for me its still a cool thing that happened
Last time i said ,she was going to tell me when she was going to start farting ,cause she had been really bloated lately . So ealier today (its like 10am where im at rn) she texted me saying, "guess who just farted" ,She really doesn't like farting cause she says its embarrassing and it hurts, she double texted saying "I just woke up to have my morning poop session, then i heard this agitating grating noise from my bums while i was sitting on the toilet. Imagine. And it really hurt😞" (i just copied amd pasted this btw, emoji and everything) ,i just like the fact that she's this comfortable with me tbh
Hopefully there's more to come