u/uppermost_coast

Yesterday was SUCH a vibe. It was 4/20 and I (24F) had a closing shift from 3pm to 8pm. I ate lunch at home an hour before my shift. Salmon, Green Beans, and roasted diced Sweet Potatoes (!!!)

I was having a great day working with just one employee that night. Around 6:00 I went to the restroom (it’s a multi-stall one) and there were some people standing by the sinks. I farted right after I closed the door to my stall, before sitting on the toilet or anything. It just slipped out while standing. It was one of those farts that sound like a pop and a strong gush of air at the same time (*PPPPppssshhhttt!*). I doubt the people in there payed attention to it (it was hearable but not CRAZY loud), but the possibility of them noticing it turned me on cause it’s like my ass shamelessly publicly announced that I was about to take a dump lol.

After going back out, around 6:15 I started getting both a headache and stomachache. The stomachache really worried me at first because I NEVER get stomachaches, but it went away after sitting down, eating crackers, and drinking water. And then, while standing up… I farted. It was so smelly, warm, and silent. At this moment I realized the stomachache had just been tons of trapped gas from the sweet potatoes from lunch, and it was all about to flow out! (Funny that this would still happen after already taking a dump) I farted at least 15 more times for the rest of my shift. They were all warm coming out and were either silent or made low bassy rumbly sounds. I was wearing black flare leggings and it felt sooo hot cropdusting the place with a super eggy poop smell from my big ass. Since I’m a manager there, it felt like I was asserting my dominance over the building. 😂 At one point my one employee walked right into a fart I had just released (I walk away every time I release one) but idk if she smelled it. I also kept wishing I could sit on someone’s lap and release all of those warm stinky farts on there. They felt wasted lol.

After my shift I farted 2 more long farts on my car seat before driving to a local smoke shop to buy a preroll to celebrate 4/20 with at home.