massive couch creeper from my wife
okay this fart was SO LONG. She was leaning back on the couch + ottoman, legs out in front of her but partially bent. Perfect position for her ass to be facing outwards and above the cushion. I'm goofing around on my phone when without warning she starts a record setting rip. I hear the brrrrrrRRRRRppppp, and I have time to look up, make eye contact, see her start smiling, and say oh my god, all before the fart ends. She exhales afterward with the strain of forcing out that monster fart, gives a short laugh as she shakes her head at herself and declares "now that was a REAL toot."
Like 10min later she sits all the way up and leans forward and a bubbler comes out the back, obviously between her ass cheeks. Much shorter but still great volume. She's really been gassy lately.
The other day we were out at the park and she was just standing about 3 ft away from me, and in a lull in our convo I hear a groaner fart, the kind that happens from a fat ass in tight jeans, like it can barely escape.