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The burger's farts of my wife
As I mentioned, I will be posting stories from time to time that I’ve experienced or am currently going through, as I’ve managed to organize my schedule and I’d like to share them with you. I won’t be able to send any photos or videos because it’s my private life, so please don’t ask for them!
Yesterday evening, she came (my wife) home from work exhausted, feeling overly full after overindulging in a burger and some soda. After a shower, she slipped into something light a t-shirt and thin violet panties. As we hung out in the living room, her stomach began to growl loudly despite her attempts to soothe it by massaging her belly.
She then moved to a pouf right in front of me. That’s when she jokingly warned me that the burger was moving on to the "next stage" of digestion. She lifted her hips slightly to release a first gas, which was so long she had to break it into three parts to finish. Amused by the situation, she turned around laughing, predicting an "explosive" night ahead. A few minutes later, two more followed shorter, but with a bubbling sound, like popping bubbles.
After a lull of about an hour, we settled in to watch a movie. She sat directly on the floor rug while I stayed in the armchair. The silence was broken by an interminable noise, a sort of slow rumble that sent her into another fit of laughter. It was impressive to see such intensity come from such a calm moment of relaxation.
The story ended in the bedroom when she asked me for a back rub. Lying on her stomach, she warned me with a laugh that she might "poison" me because of all the air she was still letting out. As I applied pressure to her lower back and hips, I involuntarily triggered a series of seven or eight more. The first was very sharp and explosive, while the others alternated between being long and quiet.
The most memorable one came at the end of the massage. She asked me to step back a bit because she could feel her stomach "turning" and knew this one would be particularly rough. Sure enough, it lasted about six seconds a long, airy, bubbling sound that seemed like it would never end. Once she was finally cleared of all that gastric tension, her exhaustion took over and she drifted off into a deep sleep.