u/Michaelscott4prez25

I mean, it’s like you guys really even care about my well-being… Luckily March madness helps deal with this painful time, but I think even better would be a cutie with a booty who can match energy, banter, conversation, and good times… Let’s help each other out through these troubling times… located in CST but can and do travel for work and fun( maybe you do too?)… Don’t fall in love with the tags vibes over geographical convenience

Who am I? Im a Black father(sorry, quite literally can’t be your WHITE knight 😂), Married, not in ANY WAY miserable nor do I want that energy. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Nor am i Jack Mehoff from here who thinks Hey, DM me, is enticing. lastly im not chad from school pick up, who thinks that by regurgitating things he reads in every Lady’s post is somehow attempting to connect. I feel everyone leaves some sort of physical descriptions, I’ll leave past descriptions of myself from others… Some Past chats have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale),Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese, “ you dont look like you belong here” and the most humble brag of all….a catfish!! So, come on down and see you can give me a new nickname 😂

You- A cutie with a booty, baddie with a fatty, draggin a wagon, you get it 😂maybe you’re the sexy, HWP (no hate to bbw gang, just generally not my preference😊), soccer mom still gets double takes at the gym or store, loves to laugh, can get lost in conversation about the silliest things or the deepest things. Can deal with and ENJOY dark humor and constant sarcasm ( If you are politically correct, this aint you stop) OK with the fact that if we form a lasting connection, I’m gonna make it my sole mission to make you laugh, daily. We can figure out the rest as we go along.

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand my app of preference is 👻 one Apparently I’m not allowed to mention( if you were just an absolute fantasy dream of a woman MAYBE I consider telegram but probably not ) 😂 Tell me your favorite beverage to drink while watching sports!? If you don’t answer this question, Pixar moms to the front of the line!😂

Ironically, I’m a low/ no pressure dude who goes with the flow. Just another dark and handsome dad trying to find a cutie with a booty to vibe with and share some moments… sounds easy on paper but reality is cruel… lets change the narrative here 😆

Who am I? Im a Black father(sorry, quite literally can’t be your WHITE knight 😂), Married, not in ANY WAY miserable nor do I want that energy. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Nor am i Jack Mehoff from here who thinks Hey, DM me, is enticing. lastly im not chad from school pick up, who thinks that by regurgitating things he reads in every Lady’s post is somehow attempting to connect. I feel everyone leaves some sort of physical descriptions, I’ll leave past descriptions of myself from others… Some Past chats have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale),Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese, “ you dont look like you belong here” and the most humble brag of all….a catfish!! So, come on down and see you can give me a new nickname 😂

You- A cutie with a booty, baddie with a fatty, draggin a wagon, you get it 😂maybe you’re the sexy, HWP (no hate to bbw gang, just generally not my preference😊), soccer mom still gets double takes at the gym or store, loves to laugh, can get lost in conversation about the silliest things or the deepest things. Can deal with and ENJOY dark humor and constant sarcasm ( If you are politically correct, this aint you stop) OK with the fact that if we form a lasting connection, I’m gonna make it my sole mission to make you laugh, daily. We can figure out the rest as we go along.

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand my app of preference is 👻 one Apparently I’m not allowed to mention( if you were just an absolute fantasy dream of a woman MAYBE I consider telegram but probably not ) 😂 Tell me your favorite beverage to drink while watching sports!? If you don’t answer this question, Pixar moms to the front of the line!😂

Ironically, I’m a low/ no pressure dude who goes with the 37 M4F #MO#midwest: Just another dark and handsome dad trying to find a cutie with a booty to vibe with and share some moments… sounds easy on paper but reality is not as kind 😆

Who am I? Im a Black father(sorry, quite literally can’t be your WHITE knight 😂), Married, not in ANY WAY miserable nor do I want that energy. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Nor am i Jack Mehoff from here who thinks Hey, DM me, is enticing. lastly im not chad from school pick up, who thinks that by regurgitating things he reads in every Lady’s post is somehow attempting to connect. I feel everyone leaves some sort of physical descriptions, I’ll leave past descriptions of myself from others… Some Past chats have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale),Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese, “ you dont look like you belong here” and the most humble brag of all….a catfish!! So, come on down and see you can give me a new nickname 😂

You- A cutie with a booty, baddie with a fatty, draggin a wagon, you get it 😂maybe you’re the sexy, HWP (no hate to bbw gang, just generally not my preference😊), soccer mom still gets double takes at the gym or store, loves to laugh, can get lost in conversation about the silliest things or the deepest things. Can deal with and ENJOY dark humor and constant sarcasm ( If you are politically correct, this aint you stop) OK with the fact that if we form a lasting connection, I’m gonna make it my sole mission to make you laugh, daily. We can figure out the rest as we go along.

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand my app of preference is 👻 one Apparently I’m not allowed to mention( if you were just an absolute fantasy dream of a woman MAYBE I consider telegram but probably not ) 😂 Tell me your favorite beverage to drink while watching sports!? If you don’t answer this question, Pixar moms to the front of the line!😂