r/EproctophiliaR4R

25 [M4A] #Tennessee - Human Seat

In/around Memphis for the weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

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u/ImportantToe8461 — 2 hours ago

18 [F4M] Can’t host rn but down for fun if you’re close faster replies on lnssta: .lunacalanthe'.

u/Ninedark — 13 hours ago

20m4a from Toledo OH. Haven't had any luck with finding someone to use my face as a chair and make me sniff their farts. Looking for an irl session

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u/imanuel_demitry — 1 day ago
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M24, Looking for a Connection :)

Hey there,

I’ll try my best too keep this short but sweet, I’m a male, 23 from Canada and I’m basically just trying too find someone who has this fetish or maybe a similar one that I can talk too:)

My hobbies also include playing sports, working out and gaming!!

Maybe if this catches your eye then hit me up:)

Thanks for taking the time

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u/InvincibleHype — 2 days ago

27 [M4F] #Europe #Italy - Looking for a relaxed facesitting + facefarting session in Europe?

Heya,

I’m Davide, a 27-year-old Italian guy (180 cm / 5’9”) who genuinely enjoys being used as a warm, comfortable seat.

I’m offering my face as your personal comfort session. Whether you want a short one to Ease the tension of the day, decompress and recharge, or a long, lazy one where you can sit on my face for hours while you work, read, watch something, chat on the phone, or just relax. You can do whatever you want; I’ll be there only for your comfort and pleasure.

I especially love facefarting. The smell, the warmth, the humiliation of it. If you enjoy letting go and using a guy’s face as your personal cushion and fart receptacle, I’m very into that :)

I take very good care of myself, I have good stamina, and (from what I’ve been told) excellent oral skills. I have a Roman nose and I’m naturally quiet, but I’m a good listener if you feel like talking. I’m a true pleasure submissive. I do this because it genuinely makes me happy to focus completely on the other one personal pleasure with zero expectation of anything in return.

I’m based in Italy and unfortunately I can’t host, but I’m happy to travel anywhere in Europe if the connection feels right. I speak fluent Italian (obv) and English, and a little Spanish (I'm learning).

If this sounds like something you might enjoy with no pressure, no rush and no weirdness, I’d love to hear from you. Just tell me what kind of session you’re looking for and I’ll do my best to make it happen. Your comfort and boundaries will always come first.

Looking forward to hearing what you have in mind ❤️

Davide

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u/StatisticianFunny310 — 3 days ago

22[F4F] Indiana- looking to be a seat(or do this in anyway lol)

Hiii. I am once again on a wing and a prayer looking to see if there are any girls in Indiana who have this kink. Preferably near Indy, as I myself am like 30 minutes out. I’m more of a sub, but I am a switch. So if you want to do it the other way that’s okay too. I would also take a femboy…

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u/Quick_Chocolate_657 — 2 days ago

[19, M4F, NJ] Looking to sniff some farts

Hey all,

I’m a 19M college student looking to sniff some female farts and have some stinky fun. Please dm me if you’re interested or just want to talk.

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u/tbm1738_ — 1 day ago

22 [M4F] #Chicago #Illinois - Would love to replicate last week's reddit face fart meetup and find another fartner to do it with!!

Hey there, 22 y/o fit male from Chicago, I had a phenomenal face farting session this past week with a girl from the male on female fart subreddit (can send you my post about it). I would love to replicate it!! I’ve gotten really good at maximizing the stench I can create from my gas but on the flip side, i wouldn't mind smelling or maybe even potentially eating somebody else's. Fartmaxxing and ripping ass with someone sounds like the perfect way to spend an evening so hmu if you wanna indulge in a fun and lighthearted evening of farts and good vibes!! Can host or travel but preferably only in the city of Chicago

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u/ConversationWeak9744 — 3 days ago

M4F who would like to have someone to inhale all your farts right in his mouth and or in nose maybe more #germany 28

heyy there are you looking for a fartsniffer maybe even more open for a lot send a dm and talk know that is not a lot of Information would like to chat and vibe and know each other better

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u/maybeyourGoodboyy — 1 hour ago

21 [M4F] SW Ohio- looking for gassy partner

I just want to be a fart cushion for fun for a lady who is into that and maybe even if she has ibs or lactose intolerance to make them even more stinky 😊

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41[M4F] Maryland, DMV - Looking for a seat

Looking for a woman to explore this fetish with. I want to sit on your face for hours while I deliver fart after fart into your mouth and you keep my stinky hole licked clean. DMs open to chat more and set something up irl.

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u/SignalHouse9675 — 20 hours ago