u/ImportantToe8461

In/around Memphis for the weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis for the weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis for the weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis for the weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis for the weekend. Through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis this weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis through Monday

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.

In/around Memphis for the weekend through Monday.

I'm seeking someone to turn me into their human seat.

What I mean by that is, I want someone to use my face like it's literally just a seat. I want to be left somewhere, where ever you want me, and ignored, like I'm not even there.

Then, when you want to sit down, you sit right down on my face, like I'm nothing more than a standard seat. You can stay seated as long as you want. If you want, go ahead and watch some TV, or even a movie. You can put me anywhere you want. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, etc.

I don't mind smells either. If you happen to be gassy, or like going to the gym, you won't need to shower off before you use me. I'm just a seat, after all, why would I care how you smell? In fact, you might even prefer to use me if you're feeling gassy. I could almost act like a personal fart vacuum.