u/StatisticianFunny310

You know that feeling when you've been smiling at assholes all day? When your boss says something so condescending you just want to flip a desk? When you come home so full of anger and rage you just want to scream and destroy everything around you?

I'm here for all of it! Your completely free, always-grateful stress relief.

No, I'm not kidding. This isn't some roleplay where we pretend. By replying to this prompt, you’ll get your own personal human punching bag right here in your DMs! Ready and available whenever you need to vent, hurt someone, or unload. The more you use me, the more I’ll thank you for it. I genuinely get off on being used as your emotional (and physical) punching bag.

These are the only things I need from you:

1- Tell me about yourself - age, what's pissing you off lately, what kind of mood you're in. Don't hold back on the details.

2- Your kinks and limits - and I mean ALL of them. The grosser, more taboo, more "I can't believe I'm admitting this" stuff is exactly what I'm looking for.

3- Your most fucked up scenario - the one you've never told anyone because they'd think you're insane. The one that makes you feel guilty even thinking about it. Write it out in detail. Don't censor it, write it exactly as you would like to experience it.

Every time you degrade me, hurt me, or push me further down, I'll respond with complete sincerity: "Thank you, my wonderful Queen ♡"

I'm not just saying this to sound edgy. I'm genuinely searching for the most disgusting, degrading, soul-crushing scenarios you can imagine. The stuff that makes normal people uncomfortable? That's my sweet spot.

My only rule: I never, ever take control. Everything else (and I mean EVERYTHING else) is yours to explore.

So yeah. If you're tired of being the one who always has to be polite, who has to swallow all the crap life throws at you, who has to pretend you're not thinking about exactly how you'd ruin someone who wronged you... I'm here waiting for you!

Make me regret existing. I promise I'll thank you for it :)

Heya,

I’m Davide, a 27-year-old Italian guy (180 cm / 5’9”) who genuinely enjoys being used as a warm, comfortable seat.

I’m offering my face as your personal comfort session. Whether you want a short one to Ease the tension of the day, decompress and recharge, or a long, lazy one where you can sit on my face for hours while you work, read, watch something, chat on the phone, or just relax. You can do whatever you want; I’ll be there only for your comfort and pleasure.

I especially love facefarting. The smell, the warmth, the humiliation of it. If you enjoy letting go and using a guy’s face as your personal cushion and fart receptacle, I’m very into that :)

I take very good care of myself, I have good stamina, and (from what I’ve been told) excellent oral skills. I have a Roman nose and I’m naturally quiet, but I’m a good listener if you feel like talking. I’m a true pleasure submissive. I do this because it genuinely makes me happy to focus completely on the other one personal pleasure with zero expectation of anything in return.

I’m based in Italy and unfortunately I can’t host, but I’m happy to travel anywhere in Europe if the connection feels right. I speak fluent Italian (obv) and English, and a little Spanish (I'm learning).

If this sounds like something you might enjoy with no pressure, no rush and no weirdness, I’d love to hear from you. Just tell me what kind of session you’re looking for and I’ll do my best to make it happen. Your comfort and boundaries will always come first.

Looking forward to hearing what you have in mind ❤️

Davide

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27 [M4F] #Europe #Italy - Looking for a relaxed facesitting + facefarting session in Europe?

27 [M4F] #Milan - Looking for a relaxed facesitting / oral session?