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29 [F4M] #Austin - looking for a skilled athletic man

I’m 5’1 asian and 115lbs. Looking for someone to lick and finger me like some of the success stories on here.

I prefer taller athletic men who can toss me around a bit. Must be clean (no STI incl cold sore) and be down to host. Central Austin only. We can get coffee and chat first

Dm me a pic and we’ll see from there

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u/ApprehensiveAd9311 — 3 hours ago

[SUCCESS] 45 [F4M] #London - A Feast for All Senses

**A couple ground rules:**

(1) Please be respectful. I write these because I enjoy writing and I want other women to know that there are some stand-up men in this subreddit.

(2) Do not message me asking when I’ll be in this city or that city. That’s a huge turn-off and will likely make me not reach out even if I were to be in this city or that city.

**This was written 2 days after the meet, on my way back to the States.**

Hello, lovelies! I’m writing this from my First Class seat on my way back to the States (yay for surprise upgrades!), and to say I’m sad is an understatement. I’ve spent the last month trying to figure out how I could possibly just not get on this flight and stay in Europe because the men here treat me soooo well. One day, it’ll happen!

Back to the point of this post.

At the beginning of my trip, I had several days in London. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to connect with Mr. S until half-way through my time there. His initial message was very thorough and respectful, acknowledging that he might be late to the game, but he wanted to shoot his shot regardless. I did have plans already, but I was intrigued enough to want to reach out and see if we could make something work. Unfortunately, timing just wasn’t on our side. Fortunately, though, he was more than willing to wait a month until I was to return to London at the end of my trip.

The plan: Meet for a drink in the early afternoon for a vibe check, and, if things went well, go back to my hotel for some fun before he had to head into work that evening.

I saw him sitting in a cozy corner of the pub and, as it normally happens, any nervousness I had completely disappeared. Immediately, his blue eyes drew me in, and when he gave me a hug hello, I felt so at ease. We chatted and laughed over pints, then made the decision to head back to my hotel… but not before taking a couple tequila shots at the bar.

After settling in, he stood in front of me and pulled me in for a kiss that I’d been waiting a month for. I was completely helpless. Hands down, top 5 kissers I’ve ever had. I didn’t want it to end. I thought in my head, “Fuck, if he kisses my mouth this good, I can’t wait to feel his mouth on my pussy.” It wasn’t just his mouth either. His hands moved around my body, squeezing and touching, making me quiver all over. Eventually, our clothes began to come off, save for our underwear, and we moved onto the bed, where we got comfortable and continued making out.

Slowly, he made his way down my body, his mouth planting kisses everywhere. My neck, a stop at my nipples, down my torso, and on my tummy. When he settled between my thighs, his mouth teased me, kissing the insides of my thighs. At some point, he finally pulled my panties down, and when I felt his mouth on me, I completely melted. The way his tongue flicked back and forth over my clit, never losing rhythm, was impressive. He was gentle, but firm with his technique. We had just met, but he instinctively knew how to make me squirm under his touch. It wasn’t long before I began to feel that tension in my core wanting to let loose. With my hands in his hair and my moans spurring him on, my body tensed as I came so hard. I couldn’t help but laugh, the intense pleasure enveloping my entire body. I thought that he was going to let up, but no… his mouth stayed steady on my pussy, making me squeal and squirm, eventually giving back into the fire building inside of me. This went on for at least 3 more orgasms, him never stopping, until I had to tap out for a rest. It wasn’t that my pussy couldn’t take it, mind you, it was more the fact that I desperately needed to catch my breath.

In a few short hours, we were well into double-digits. Neither one of us could get enough. Every few rounds, I’d tap out (always me, never him… he was insatiable) and we’d cuddle, chat, and make out. Again, it wasn’t just his mouth that made me feel incredible. I loved the way his hands touched my body. I’m usually very insecure about parts of my body, like my tummy, but the way he grabbed and squeezed me made me feel incredibly desired and I didn’t want him to stop. The way his arms wrapped around my thighs and pulled me close to keep me in place as I orgasmed over and over was also unbelievably hot. There wasn’t one instance where I had to instruct him to do this or that. He just read my body with ease, which made me want him even more.

Somewhere between round 15 and 20, he finally slipped his fingers in my extremely wet pussy and it was as if he’d unlocked a new level of pleasure. The combination of his mouth firmly on my clit and his fingers thrusting inside of me was beyond intense. He thought I was wet before… ha! He made an absolute mess of me and I wasn’t sure my legs were usable. Every so often, I would look over at our reflection in the dark glass doors of the wardrobe near the bed. It was such a turn-on to see us from that perspective. The light from the window spilled over his back and shoulder muscles, my legs bent in the air… truly an image I will have burned in my head and will fuel future solo sessions for sure.

Even now, I can’t get over the look on his face as he rested his head on my inner thigh between rounds, my other leg draped over him. He was nothing but smiles and desire in his eyes. He never failed to make sure I knew how much he enjoyed the way I look, feel, smell, taste, and sound (my voice was something he was specifically drawn to since we first started chatting)… a feast for all the senses and ticking all the boxes. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone that loves eating pussy as much as he does, and if you know anything about my history on this sub, you know that’s saying a lot. He was very pleased with himself, which was absolutely deserved.

Unfortunately, all good things come to an end and he had to get himself together for work. After one last earth-shattering orgasm, he hopped in the shower as I tried my best to recover.

Mr. S, it was an absolute pleasure and I am smitten. You are fucking hot as hell *double finger guns* and you made me feel so sexy the entire time. I really enjoyed the non-sexy chat as well! You’re funny and absolutely adorable. I cannot wait to see you again the next time I’m in town!

So, needless to say, my time in London was another success. I even got to see Mr. N from a [previous London success](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/1oq9emw/success\_44\_f4m\_london\_i\_want\_to\_be\_worshipped\_and/) at the beginning of my trip, which was so much fun and just as hot as the first time! Oh, and a special shoutout to Mr. L, who I was supposed to see on my last night in town. I’m still really bummed that I didn’t get to see you, but next time, you’re all mine!

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u/fineapplejones — 8 hours ago
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37 [M4F] #jacksonville - come sit on my pretty face in Jax Florida

Attractive and fit male with very switchy tendencies looking for a cute girl to sit on my face tonight or in the near future. Even better if you have a dominant side. Able to host or travel in Jacksonville, FL

Pics in my profile.

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u/AsStupidDoes2 — 4 hours ago

32 [M4F] #Phoenix - Looking to please and start a fun relationship.

I’m clean, respectful. I call myself attractive and take care of myself. If you don’t want to reciprocate that’s okay with me I just want to please and burn the moment in your memories.

I prefer to travel to you but if I need to I’ll host. We can meet for drinks first and see how we get along or get straight to it. I just ask for you to be straight forward with what you want

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u/maybeacarguy — 36 minutes ago

29 [F4A] #VirginiaBeach - Pillow Princess Needs a Tongue

Hello everyone. I’m in the Hampton Roads area. Cannot host but I can travel to you.

I’m short, I’m chubby, and I’m cute. At least I think so. Pacific Islander with dark hair and dark eyes. I am craving a good tongue. I want to squeeze your head with my thick thighs while I ride your tongue. I want to watch you lick me while I’m moaning like crazy for you.

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u/TinyIslandPrincess — 8 hours ago

35 [M4F] #Chicago - This is how I'd eat, tease, and worship your pussy...

Im pretty much obsessed with giving attention. Im a pleasure dom looking to please someone. I am 6'0, black hair, brown eyes, med built, few tattoos. Just looking for someone who wants to be pleasured in this fashion...

After we meet, talk, Id get behind you and undress you...just leaving your panties on and having you lay down on the bed face down...Id grab some oils and start giving you a full body massage...back, neck, lower back, legs, and thighs...Eventually Id focus more on your ass and inner thigh, teasing and lightly grazing your pussy to see how warm you felt...

Id then start rubbing your ass and pussy, teasing you over your panties and making those panties wet...keeping you wondering when I will finally peel your panties to the side and touch you bare...but I dont, and tell you to turn over so I can massage you as you are face up...

I start to massage your breasts and neck while my other hand is rubbing your thighs, pussy, and clit...you are soaking wet by now so I slip a few fingers under your panties and feel how soaked you are...I start to rub your clit to make you squirm and moan...I make you spread your legs so i could really feel that soaking wet pussy and slip a finger inside you to feel how warm you are...I want more...

I have you turn over once again and have you stick your ass out and bend over for me...I get behind you and slowly peel your panties off, rolling them down your thighs to your knees and to your ankles...you are exposed and I start to kiss your ass before I spread you open and have a taste...I lick your pussy from the bottom all the way up to your ass...and i kiss and lick and suck on your pussy...holding you open with my hands and burying myself deep into you...

After eating your pussy and licking your ass...I lay you back down on your back and spread your legs open to suck on your clit...I makeout with your pussy, kissing, licking, sucking...I taste all of you...even taking time to suck on each beautiful pussy lip...I work your pussy and bury my tongue deep in you, eating and licking it for an hour...and making you cum as much as you'd want...😏

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u/Western_Baker_3508 — 1 hour ago

32 [M4F] #RedondoBeach - Palette Cleanse?

Hi, I’m a willing pussy eater who’s eager to dive tonight all over your muff. I’m located in Redondo Beach just south of LAX, can host, and have my own studio. I would like to meet in public before, unless you want to come right over. I like to talk before to make sure we’re compatible. I especially enjoy bbw’s although I’m a relatively average body weight and height. 5’10 and 175 lbs. There’s something about taking complete control over a woman’s body and waiting till that moment with your tongue and fingers where you feel her absolutely quivering in satisfaction and joy. Dm me if you’re interested! Let’s have a great time together.

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u/Reasonable-Goal4835 — 1 hour ago

35 [M4F] #Seattle - Is cunnilingus really the cure for menstrual cramps?

I’ve been told by previous partners that my tongue released even their most onerous menstrual cramps.

This was such a turn on that I often provided my tongue to them even during the most messy of days.

I love providing relief during menstruation and would love to find a new partner that is aroused by this prospect.

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u/InfiniteInevitable75 — 3 hours ago

23 [F4A] #NYC - Spoiled enby princess wants to be licked <3

As title states hehe. NB and very feminine pillow princess. 5'2, lighter skinned Black woman, cute tummy and a really pretty face and smile. I'm looking to sit on someone's face this Thursday night in Manhattan.

I'm spoiled and I know it. I'm high maintenance and a little prissy/bossy, but I'm not cruel! I'm honest about what I want and expect because I know what I bring to the table. I'm educated and I've got my own. I'm seeking someone who will take me for a drink, book for a hotel room for us, and then lick my pussy for as long as I want until I'm ready to go home. Bonus if you like cute feet!

I'm looking for someone who just wants to service me. If you have a dick I'll kindly ask you to keep your at least your underwear on. I'm clean and discreet. As a bonus I'm the funniest gal you'll ever meet and I'm great at conversations. I'm queer asf, T4T is encouraged, but I don't care what's in your pants as long as you eat pussy from the back ;) 💖

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u/stxrmthesky — 9 hours ago

40 [M4F] #Durham - Just a little snack for a dominant man.

(Durham NC, visiting town for work, staying near Duke)

I'm usually posting on the other side of the oral fixation spectrum, but as much as I like that, I fucking love using my own mouth too, so here goes.

(Reciprocation negotiable but not expected, and I fully adhere to all limits. Consent matters.)

I'm always amused when people think eating out has to be a submissive act. Here I am, between your legs, feasting on you shamelessly because I want to, and at no point does that change the fact I'm dominant and you, you're my little snack. If you look tasty, why shouldn't I have you? And I'll be tasting you until you cum all over my face like a good girl and I am fully satisfied with your squirms and moans and whimpers... It's really very simple when you think of it.

If that sounds interesting to you, come say hi, introduce yourself, tell me your experience level and what you're looking for.

No strings attached, no need to go further than oral, and a one time thing or something more ongoing if you prefer.

I'm 6'2, skinny, clean, respectful, and discreet. I care about consent and safe play and expect the same from you.

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u/fibatu — 3 hours ago

45 [M4F] #DFW - Award winning cunnilinguist looking for a muse

Has your little kitty been left waiting? Does she feel untouched, unadmired, and missing the kind of attention that makes her come alive?

Perhaps it’s time someone reminded her what it feels like to be cherished. I have a way with soft things, a patience for teasing out just the right response, until that gentle stillness turns into something warm, wet, and undeniably… purring.

Shes’s hungry. Don’t deny her needs any longer. 😘

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u/Non-Chalant-Man — 3 hours ago

30 [F4M] #Miami - any men who's kind, fun, and rough in bed?

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Please Read as follows. Communication is about understanding each other's needs. As many of you men don't want fakes, I don't want fakes and flakes either. So respect my time as I want to respect yours too. Treat others like how you want to be treated aka be kind and respectful.

with all that mutual respect, I do love receiving a good eating session, eat my shaved kitty or the other hole if you want. coming down for a bachelorette party to relax.

about me I'm an east Asian bbw.

coming to Miami on the 12th

you: must be clean no STI, no herpes aka cold sores. good hygiene, cut 6+", kind, respectful, can fuck rough and long. a guy who can hold a conversation. must verify after I accept, take a picture of your face or naked body or your down area get a paper write your username my username and the date it is.

🩷❤️

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u/drippingxoxo — 10 hours ago

30 [M4F] #BayArea - If your legs aren't shaking, I'm not done eating! Don't sit on my post when you can sit on my face - NO RECIPROCATION NEEDED .

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Let’s make this simple: I’m 5'10", 155, slim swimmers build, smooth, and I know my way around a good time — this definitely isn’t my first time. Visiting soon and looking for a dive, can host at my hotel. Ask for travel dates in chat so I know you've read the full post.

I’m looking for a woman who knows what she wants… whether that means you’re the one calling the shots, or you’d rather relax, let go, and enjoy having someone who knows how to take over and put in the effort.

Some women like staying in control.

Some like handing over the reins.

I’m open to both — and I’m good at reading which one you are the moment we start talking. Sit back, relax, or get on all fours and spread wide while I do all the work OR take the charge and sit on and grind my face while you please, I'm down!

If you’re playful, confident, a little mischievous, and you like someone who can match (or complement) your energy depending on what you’re feeling, we’ll get along just fine.

Send me a message and tell me which version of you I should expect — the one who takes charge, or the one who lets me do the work. I can handle either. !

If you’re playful, confident, a little mischievous, and you like someone who can match (or complement) your energy depending on what you’re feeling, we’ll get along just fine.

Send me a message and tell me which version of you I should expect — the one who takes charge, or the one who lets me do the work. I can handle either.

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u/HTX_BiGuy_2025 — 4 hours ago

21 [M4F] #Gatwick - Anyone looking to help me keep my skills sharp

Good Evening all you beautiful people, I am once again searching for someone to engage in my favourite pastime with,

I'm looking to keep my skills on point by the best method known, practice, it been a bit too long since my last successful meet sadly and I'm worried about my skills lossing their edge,

So If your looking to help me to continue to maintain and hopefully improve my favourite craft(or just have any tips in general) I would love to hear from you,

I can travel (within reason) and my ability to host is not great but definitely doable,

I am of a slim build with pale skin and dark hair standing at around 5ft 6ish in height,

If this sounds good to you send a msg my way and we can see about setting something up, and if your not interested then happy searching.

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u/SpicedWagon — 4 hours ago

45 [M4F] #Desmoines - Pleasure Dom At Your Service

Are you a pillow princess in need of a long evening of attention? Maybe you have a discreet need for fulfillment. Maybe you are curious about how it feels to have a man focus all of his attention on your pleasure. Whatever the case, I am ready to make it all come true.

Me: 5'11" red hair, blue eyes, 185lbs and dropping (down 20lbs since the fall). I consider myself rather charming and witty but you can be the judge of that. Vibes are super important to me and we'd definitely need to meet in person beforehand for coffee to make sure we connect. An intellectual connection is as important to me as a physical one.

You: just be yourself! I don't have a type per se but I would enjoy meeting someone who has some confidence and knows their body. Being in tune with each other means being in tune with ourselves. My goal is to make you as comfortable as possible.

I'm quite happy to chat here or on other apps/platforms to make sure we find some common interests. If we simply get to know each other more upon finding out that we're not a match, I'll still count that as a win.

I'm looking for the last week of April and I can host! Reciprocation isn't expected but wouldn't be rejected.

So, let's make this experience all about you, shall we?

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u/Low-Village4547 — 4 hours ago

45 [M4F] #London - divorced dad seeks a late night...can drive to you...

Hi - says what it does on the tin! I like to think I dress smart in well-fitted, clean clothes - well groomed with excellent hygiene. I keep myself fit and go to the gym regularly. 5"9, white british, green eyes. My nan used to tell me I was handsome. I live in SE london and can travel to you. I am divorced, two kids I have half the week, a good job, my own place. No expectations or assumptions if we do meet, there's either chemistry or not. Be nice to find out about a stranger's life. I am too busy at moment for conventional, normal dating, but the odd night of connection is perfect. Interests: art, novels, poetry, philosophy, Buddhism, fishing, football, the gym! I'm left politically. You: slim, kind. No anti vaxxers. and most importantly of all, please be SINGLE :) Bonus points if you wear nylons, whipes brow.

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u/Witty_Difficulty1697 — 4 hours ago

38 [M4F] #LongislandNY - looking to lick and worship BBW

Hey, im 38 white m 250lbs, im looking for a woman who wants me to lick you all over. Lay back throw your legs over my shoulders and tell me to eat. Do you like haveing your ass ate too? Do you like haveing your feet worshiped? Bbw/curvy preferred

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u/BlackberryBusy5893 — 4 hours ago

44 [M4F] #Milwaukee - Looking for sensual fun woman that loves getting her muff eaten!

I am a guy, 6’ big ruggedly masculine dad bod, that loves to pleasure ladies orally but that is an obvious statement for this space. So you must love oral, or maybe haven't gotten oral in awhile and are really interested. You must also be healthy, clean and safe. Drug free and don't smoke.

I am looking for a sensual sexy woman who wants, no needs to be eaten, devoured. Who gets wet fantasizing about sitting on my face, naked and grinding your pussy all over my being pleasured by a hungry mouth, lips, feeling my tongue exploring your wetness, your pussy going inside of you teasing you, as you ride my face. Being suckled on tell you moan and squirm, having your clit licked and rubbed teasingly between your thighs. Feeling skillful fingers exploring you, hungry lips tasting you and knowing tongue pleasing you for as long as you can last.

I crave a sultry teasingly seductive woman that loves riding a mans face, grinding her desire, her wetness forcibly making him satisfy you. Or just laying between your spread legs and attentively exploring your wet sex. A woman that wants to have all your wet trembling primal cravings satisfied, during a long playful exploration of you; your wanting bodily needs.

I'm looking for a woman that loves sensual exploration who knows her kinky soul yearns for attention form a man that is versed in the arts of sensual satisfaction. A woman who wants a man that has and wants to explore your sexual desires to your fulfillment tell you can't take anymore, muscle tensing, body trembling waves of ecstasy pulsing through you.

I want a woman whose juices flow wet and slippery form my words; because she knows that no matter how much sexual tension she gets form them that that pent up ball of need will be no match, no substitution to the pleasures waiting to unfold during an encounter with this man.

Only a woman that wants this man's touch to feel his control over her pleasure, his powerful embrace surrounding her, his dark lusty eyes capturing her, his wet clever tongue discovering her. I want to caress your silky soft ripe breasts, softly massage, fingers searching around your mounds for their hardening susceptible nipples. Teasing your erect hard nipples awake with their subtle touches tell my hungry mouth finds your breasts, breathing hot moist breath all around them. Sucking on your nipples tickling them with my tongue, as my wet mouth feeds on your mounds.

A lone hand will travel its way down you, finding your warm damp panties. With your damp panties hiding what I want my fingers will slide their way under, were your hot wet swollen pussy, carving attention will feel my fingers fondling your sex. Stroking your sexes outer lips you inner lips wetting all over with your sticky slick juices. Feeling your vulvae clenching and tensing as my subtle touch teases pleasure within you, circling around your puffy clit, taking you closer and closer to. . . Tell I want drink from you your intimacy, to taste your wet sweet juices as I tongue your exposed vulnerable sex searching for your inner sweeter quintessence.

I will pick up the pace as my eager lips, mouth, tongue find their way to your aroused lower self, were I will begin to suck on your sensually inflamed lips finding your clit. Sucking on your nub tickling knowingly with my tongue and enjoying the tension, pleasure I am simmering slowly within you as I bring you closer to orgasm. I want to feel your moans of ecstasy course their way from your gasping breaths through your excited body, down your spin to your sex and into me. To feel your sex get wetter, taste your juices, as your need flows hotter and hotter, your legs embracing my head between your legs, your fingers in my hair.

Let me know what you think...

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u/MischievousSirWolf — 4 hours ago

27 [M4F] #Nashville - Music to My Ears

Hello there, Music City! I am seeking the honor of having your delightful mess draped across my taste buds. I will be in town for a concert April 18-19th with a hotel room that I'd love to have your company in for however long you'd like to be.

Me: I'm a single 5'10, 210, bearded, nice smile, clean nails, hygienic, and a build that has been described as a rugby build thanks to my enjoyment of leg day. Also recently tested (end of Feb) with proof of negative results. Eager to please, communicative, and patient. I would say I'm a soft dom, yet let me be crystal clear that is all about you. I'm not seeking reciprocation. I have a deep enjoyment of curves and want you to feel seen and heard while my tongue traces just the right spots to make you whimper for me.

You: Come as you are. I don't mind body hair nor however you'd like to rock full bush or fully shaved. It's your body, your rodeo, and it's time for me to worship it accordingly. Only request is also a recent STD test and hygiene. You'd be more than welcome to freshen up in the room as well.

The Situation: I have several platforms we can chat on (including keeping it on reddit) to discuss and flirt beforehand. I'd be more than happy to meet publicly in the lobby or somewhere else to do a vibe check in person too. There will be refreshments available and sealed or feel free to bring your own; 420 friendly as well. I'd love to take my time exploring you using the boundaries given or just come by for a quick orgasm or two before being on your way.

⭐️Bonus: I like to travel, cook, adore music, be a whore for films, and enjoy games. Even started dabbling in D&D recently. Sorry this is SUPER long just wanted to give talking points at the end. I'm done yapping and hope you enjoy this spring time weather!

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u/de-onyx — 4 hours ago

36 [M4F] #sanantonio - iso someone that needs a bit of pleasure

Hoping to find someone that will let me between their thighs. I love wearing them like earmuffs, so soft, warm, and the meal in between is just devine. A woman's moans are what I aim for and her orgasm is one of the best things this world has to offer.

im not looking for reciprocation but i wont say no if you decide to. Hopefully we get to talk a bit and this becomes a regular thing. dm me and let's see where this goes.

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u/raven_spawn89 — 6 hours ago
Week