r/houstonr4r

Do you have a big cock and like fat chicks? Even better want to fuck one tonight? Message me (:

In the south area, don’t message me if you’re in fucking Jersey village

as the title says, dm for more info and pic ,

Hi. Please send the following:

Age?

Located?

Single?

Physical Description?

Ability to host at times?

Thanks. We are slightly chubby both 59. Can host at times. In Brookshire area.

I can host in NW Houston off of 249. I am open to ideas, maybe something mild like giving you a HJ, or wilder like giving you some deepthroat head until you cum in my throat. My clothes will stay on, this will be about your pleasure only. We can have lights off or you can watch some straight porn on your phone if you want. No chatting necessary, just get to it.

About me: white, married, very clean, tall, easy going, good looking, not pushy. Please send age, race, and stats in first message. Preferably a cock pic and some idea of what you want to do too.

I’m looking for tonight at 9pm.

Looking for a FWB with a small dick. Someone chill that can meet up and help each other out. Must be in decent shape, clean and close to my age. Discrete here and appreciate the same.

Not looking for right now but to set up for later.

Hispanic, 5ft3, around 223lbs, 44D tits, and a big stoner.

I do NOT drive or host, so it’s either CarPlay or you pick me up to host at your place/hotel room.

I do not mind married men.

I wouldn’t mind going to an adult theater or if you have buddies that need help too, I love to be shared ;p

I do have more info of what I like and don’t like on another post, and I also have pics on my profile too

Hi Houston!!

I’m on a mission to romanticize life a little more… and I’ve realized it’s way more fun when you have someone to do things with. So here I am, shooting my very normal, very non-chaotic shot for a friend.

What I’m looking for:

1. Someone down to check out new bars (for vibes, not blackouts)

2. Museums, random events, trying foods we can’t pronounce

3. Catching an Astros game and pretending we understand all the stats

4. Occasional “we should try this place” energy that we actually follow through on

What I’m NOT looking for:

- A situationship

- “Friends” with benefits

- A future spouse application

Just good conversation, good laughs, and someone who enjoys getting out of the house and experiencing life.

About me:

Easy to talk to, a little witty, a little sarcastic...I love music, good food, and trying new things...I'm the type to say “we should do this more often” and actually mean it

Important note: Please send a photo when you respond. I like to know who I’m talking to, and it just makes things feel more normal and less “mystery internet person.”

If you’ve been saying “I need to get out more” but keep ending up on your couch…same. Let’s fix that.

I'm 35 5'11 175lbs, masculine, well educated, social, and easy going. I'm looking for is a similar guy for a laid back fwb type situation. Probably hang out at first somewhere discreet and go from there. Don’t need to see each other every week, and that's ok with both of us.

Prefer around my age, a guy's guy, educated, other bi guys, young dads, who fit "guy next door" vibe, but honestly pretty open minded. Hosting is an issue on my end, just want to be up front about that.

Lmk asap today

Naked in my hotel room! Let’s play!

I usually top and don't get a chance to improve my blowjob skills on a hot guy. No reciprocation needed. Only a big dick.

Me: 25M/BLK/Masc/Clean/DDF/Travel

You: <35M/Any/Any/Clean/DDF/Host

Don't expect me to bottom. Be somewhat close to the west side. Subs who like head are a HUGE plus.

38 M4M: Bottom hosting in Spring/Klein Area. White or Hispanic Tops message with stats in first message.

Please be attractive, add, and willing to verify

Looking for a F who is into long breast play sessions and curious about tit bondage. Let's chat to know more

Hi I'm looking for an outdoorsy/fit guy...

loves the hiking, camping, roadtrips, travel all of that. Fan of the arts like orchestra shows and appreciates classical music as well.

Would love if you have the ability to make your own schedule and you're not chained to a set amount of hours per week.

Only muscular/fit guys 35+ yr old.

Let's have fun this summer...

Seems like more women are into this than i thought, so I'm back.

Hey yall. Something about a woman's natural scent is a huge turn on for me. After a long days work, the gym, the longer the better. So im looking for a woman who shares that interest or is at least curious. I'm 30/Hispanic, 5'7 190 w a husky build. 6 in uncut. Im not looking to buy panties, that ruins the fun imo.

We can choose a discreet drop off spot, or I can pick them up from you. If you want to take it further we can play and explore this together. If you're interested or just curious, shoot me a message and let's talk

I’m looking to meet someone who is fucking awesome to be around. I don’t have any specific expectations in mind. Whatever happens will happen, so I’m not trying to put the pressure of expectations on anyone. I’ll be going with the flow and seeing where it goes. To be honest, posting this is completely out of my comfort zone, which is why I would appreciate finding someone with some similar interests so things can flow more smoothly.

I’m enjoying trying new hobbies, new foods, and new places. However, I am aware of what my interests are and how I view the world. Some stuff about me is that I’m an art lover, movie buff, music festival enjoyer. In addition, I enjoy nature, reading books, crafts. There’s a couple of other stuff I like. I would love to hear about your interests and what gets you going in life. So don’t hesitate to speak about yourself or whatever makes you comfortable.

Also, I’m a psych major and I enjoy talking, but I’m a better listener so you can yap all you want lol. I’m an open book and won’t waste your time. I’m Latino and single. Please, only send me a message if you’re single as well. I don't want to waste my time and vice versa so be honest and be YOU.

I like to think there’s one person reading this who will get a good feeling from it, hopefully that’s you, so don’t hesitate to message me. I’m pretty straightforward and would appreciate honesty, so don’t hesitate to ask any questions to see if this is something you’re interested in. Let’s chat and get to see each other soon 😉.

I love taking charge in the bedroom. I'm verbal, love eye contact, enjoy rougher sex, ass slapping, hair pulling rough fun. Nothing crazy or gross but do enjoy just really getting after it.

I'm 6'3'', white, fit, and looking for fun on short notice. Interested? Shoot me a note. Be submissive, know how to listen, and be ready to cum. Can host, travel, or even get a room somewhere. Hoping you have daytime availability

Be clean, sane and not into games.

Looking for something specific and might be impossible. Looking for someone who wants to masterbate together while watching porn. I CANT HOST but don’t mind driving to you as long as your close. Just a chill normal guy who likes to keep his personal life and professional life separate so I can definitely be discreet and am looking for the same. If u love watching porn and edging why not do it together? Shoot me a message

I have been told time to time that I am really good with my fingers. So if you wanna test the claim be my guest. Plus point | can host ;)