
u/undead_batzzz

that hot blonde brat in your phone is going to ruin your life! let her.
from now on, you're My dog. when i say "bark", you bark, when i say "send" you send, and when i say "stick out your tongue and lick the bottom of My shoes clean", they better be sparkling ππΆ
such a cute coffee send! wanted to share π₯°βοΈβοΈ
i'm hotter than your girlfriend, that's why you always send me your paychecks and have no money when it's time to take her on dates π«΅π
has porn rotted your brain? let's find out! if you're not addicted, this should be easy.. π‡οΈ
has porn rotted your brain? take my test and find out! if you're an addict it should be easy... π‡οΈ
has porn rotted your brain? take my simple test and find out! π
has porn rotted your brain? take my short quiz and find out! if you're not an addict, it should be easy π
has porn rotted your brain? lets find out! π
"you're all about the money"
yes! yes i am. π thanks for noticing! let me tell you WHY i am all about the money in a short presentational list:
π reason 1: you are JUST a man! the only thing you offer i can get from any other man, and is probably disappointingly small regardless
π reason 2: i'm not JUST a woman, i'm beautiful, intelligent, well spoken, funny, creative, athletic, and an experienced kinkster. i have more to offer in just my pinky than most do in their entire bodies and i know my worth through and through
π reason 3: you, as a man, do not need money! what are you buying anyways? makeup? nails? cute clothes? didn't think so!
π reason 4: because i deserve it (i deserve everything)
π reason 5: because expecting ANYONE to do sex work for you for less than they can buy a fast food meal for is not only straight criminal but also grossly entitled