u/undead_batzzz

i'm hotter than your girlfriend, that's why you always send me your paychecks and have no money when it's time to take her on dates πŸ«΅πŸ˜‚

u/undead_batzzz β€” 1 day ago
β–² 17 r/ThroneGirls2

has porn rotted your brain? let's find out! if you're not addicted, this should be easy.. 😈‡️

u/undead_batzzz β€” 2 days ago

has porn rotted your brain? take my test and find out! if you're an addict it should be easy... 😈‡️

u/undead_batzzz β€” 2 days ago

has porn rotted your brain? take my short quiz and find out! if you're not an addict, it should be easy 😈

u/undead_batzzz β€” 2 days ago
πŸ”₯ Hot β–² 60 r/paypigs2

"you're all about the money"

yes! yes i am. 😁 thanks for noticing! let me tell you WHY i am all about the money in a short presentational list:

πŸŽ€ reason 1: you are JUST a man! the only thing you offer i can get from any other man, and is probably disappointingly small regardless

πŸŽ€ reason 2: i'm not JUST a woman, i'm beautiful, intelligent, well spoken, funny, creative, athletic, and an experienced kinkster. i have more to offer in just my pinky than most do in their entire bodies and i know my worth through and through

πŸŽ€ reason 3: you, as a man, do not need money! what are you buying anyways? makeup? nails? cute clothes? didn't think so!

πŸŽ€ reason 4: because i deserve it (i deserve everything)

πŸŽ€ reason 5: because expecting ANYONE to do sex work for you for less than they can buy a fast food meal for is not only straight criminal but also grossly entitled

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u/undead_batzzz β€” 3 days ago