u/Unique-Willingness11

Can you feel the midnight boners?

I’m asking this cause last night I was so hard it literally woke me out of my sleep. I usually sleep naked which is good but last night even without underwear I still felt it throbbing so hard. Pissed and was still hard for like 10 minutes after. Not complaining cause that means everything works but damn lol

Does this happen to anyone else?

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u/Unique-Willingness11 — 21 hours ago

Cum so hard it almost hurts

I know this might sound crazy but have you ever cum so hard that it kinda hurts or you even throb a little bit after? Definitely happens to me.

It’s not like pain, so to speak, but more like an ache. I came the other day and fuck that load hit me hard. I also think it was because I was sitting in a 3-day load that I edged for about an hour. The porn was also very good, so I chose that night. I shot so damn hard over my bed. The second shot literally made my body jerk.

Once I’m done my prosthetic can tend to flitter a bit if that makes sense. Again so painful I just think it’s my body saying “GODDAMN that was a big land hard load.

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u/Unique-Willingness11 — 21 hours ago

Tequila and Testosterone make a crazy combo

I’m pretty sure we’ve all had those days where we have come home from going out, a little too drunk but still horny as hell. Can’t lie I love a good drunk bate. It also depends on where you are coming from. Most of the time if I’m coming home drunk it’s cause I was out that night which means we were probably somewhere where there were hot people.

After a night of flirting or maybe even stroking out, we’ve all been there, it’s good to come home and blow a load. I’m also super horny if I’ve been drinking tequila. Don’t know what it is but that’s the one that always gets me a little revved up! I think it’s cause when you’re drunk you’re a bit more relaxed.

Edging while drunk is the best worst feeling. I remember coming home one night after some tequila shots and coincidentally having a two-day load saved up. I was precumming hard as hell before I blew an amazing load. I edged until my body honestly couldn’t take it anymore.

The annoying part is when I am drunk I won’t lie I forget to clean up sometimes and just pass out. Woke up one time with my pants around my ankles with dried-up cum on my leg

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u/Unique-Willingness11 — 4 days ago