u/Maleficent_Day_3869

that’s my weird confession. i have some weird kinks but i think the grossest is pee. i only ever mentioned it to one woman i was with and she made a disgusted face so i never spoke about it again. but it is truly my biggest kink and i only ever get off whilst watching watersports porn

it’s not just the degradation aspect, it’s how dirty and taboo it feels. it’s the warmth, the taste and the feeling. it’s watching a woman’s body go limp with relief as she lets go of the warm piss that was making her bladder ache

i have soo many fantasies related to piss

- i want a woman to sit on my face and piss directly into my mouth

- i want a woman to have her hands on my bladder while she’s eating me out so i can’t help but piss all over her face

- i want to be forced to drink water after every orgasm and not be allowed to piss until i reach a certain amount

- i want a woman to touch herself to watching me piss all over my own body and face

- i want my woman to get back from work and just use me as her toilet because she’s desperate

- i want to be tied up, blindfolded and used as a urinal for multiple different women

- i want my girl to send me videos of her pissing while i’m at work knowing she’s torturing me

i have so many more play ideas and i’d be way too ashamed to admit them in real life but it’s truly my biggest turn on and i just want a pretty girl to use and abuse me

my fucking god i have the biggest crush on my coworker to the point i analyse every word she says to me and feel myself throb whenever she’s near me. i still remember the time she put her hand on my shoulder to get my attention and i had to remind myself to breathe

she’s so beautiful. i admittedly stalk her reposts on tiktok and she reposts things about being insecure and hating her body all the time and it makes me so upset. if only she knew how much i wanted her

she’s on the thicker side and is tall (5’6) and she’s so perfect. whenever i get myself off i pretend it’s her holding my vibrator against my clit and telling me what a good girl i’ve been. pretend my dildo is her fucking me with her strap. i picture her lips on my neck, her boobs pressed against my face and her beautiful tummy soft against my skin

but also i want to make her feel good too. i want to kiss all of her insecurities away and take care of her. i want to wash her in the bath, put her lotion on for her, massage her imperfect skin and tell her i find all of the things she hates about herself beautiful

i want to make love to her, to suck on her nipples and look her deep into her eyes while she presses her beautiful big thighs against my head and pulls at my hair to silently tell me i’m making her feel amazing. i want to make her fall apart until she’s incoherent and moaning shamelessly because all she can focus on is the pleasure

the plot twist is that she despises me haha lol #fml