u/FunEmpty8980

34 [M4F] #Jacksonville #FL - Devoted, handsome Daddy seeking out the adorable, tender-hearted, anal loving little he's meant to fuck the shit out of. Literally.

Why hello there! What a title, huh??

I've tried to be coy about my kinks or to leave some ambiguity in the margins, but I want to just put this out there - I have always, will ALWAYS love anal sex. giving rimjobs, casually relaxing by rubbing my little girl's puffy, stinky little puckered asshole while we snuggle or kiss or spend leisure time together. It isn't that I want to neglect your pussy - I want to make you cum harder than you ever have before, day after day after day. I want to explore new heights together, to blend and blur what it truly means to be a couple and how we can distinguish where one of us ends and the other begins.

SO, when you love anal play as much as I do....sometimes, it's gonna get messy. And I know all the squeamish people out there are thinking "ewwwww, wtf??" but let's be honest here, between me and the one other person still here reading this - you have nothing to be ashamed about. You want the same thing that I do - to feel Daddy as deep as possible inside your colon, to the point where you feel like he's fucking your stomach just as much as I'm cumming as deep inside your pussy as I can so we can start a family together. AND, shouldn't a Daddy really be there to make EVERYTHING better?? Why should potty time be one of those things where you're expected to suddenly step out of the dynamic and pretend like you aren't into something?

Think about the kind of once-in-a-lifetime intimacy it would take to have deep, sloppy, drool dripping off your chin tongue kisses while you're straddling your partner's lap, feeling my fingers slowly rolling in tight little circles around your urethra, a fingertip nuzzled against your throbbing clit while I pump two fingers in and out of your shitty asshole. How would it feel to know that you've found someone that wants you so desperately that he can't get enough of your literal waste? and I don't want to be some unrequited simp, I'm not a pay pig, I'm the man you end up giving everything to because you've always wanted to know that **all** of you is perfect, even the messy, confusing, scary parts. I want to hear all of those anxious thoughts that keeps you from getting the restful sleep you've always deserved.

I'm a healthcare worker, I look like a nerdy white guy - mustache, glasses, a big goofy smile, 5'6 because I'm not allowed to have it all. I want to have kids some day sooner rather than later, and I want to be able to carry my baby around everywhere we go in private so smaller is better, think 150 lbs or lower but that doesn't mean this post isn't for you if you are at or above this number. I'm happy to share LOTS more about myself privately, but I hope this is enough to catch the right person's eyes. I know I spent most of this post talking about incredibly obscene sexual things, but that is simply because I want to know that we crave the same things sexually. I want to put AS MUCH effort if not more into ensuring we are also compatible emotionally, intellectually, in our lifestyle choices and preferences, etc.

PLEASE be open to regular, consistent (read: daily, even hourly if possible/enjoyed) communication - I'm a yapper and would love someone to play slay the spire 2 with online while we get to know each other. be safe out there, reddit weirdos!

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