r/uglybastard_h00kups

If you clicked on my post thinking that the name “FatUglyOldPerv" was something of a self-deprecating joke, I'm afraid not. I am truly a fat, ugly, old, pervert. I am mixed race , 1/2 white, 1/2 black, 63 years old, 6'1", 335 lbs. And I know what you're thinking, if that is true then what WOMAN in HER right mind would want to have anything to do with me? And of course you are right about that! No WOMAN in HER right mind would want to have anything to do with someone as perverse and nasty as me.

However, if you are you a WOMAN who is not In HER right mind, if you are a WOMAN who fantasizes about being used by a fat, ugly, nasty, brutal, perverted old man; if you are you a WOMAN who craves the humiliation and degradation that comes with being used by a man you’d be embarrassed to be seen with in public by your family and friends; if you are you a WOMAN who wants to be forced to do all sorts of kinky, nasty things to please a man that everyone thinks you normally wouldn’t let touch you with a ten foot pole, then I'm just what the doctor ordered!!!

Among my favorite kinks are the following:

1. Piss drinking
2. Ass-to-mouth fucking
3. Rimming (receiving)
4. Toe sucking and boot worshipping
5. Spitting (especially in the face!)
6. Tit slapping
7. Ass spankings
8. Face slapping
9. Collars & Leashes
10. Choking
11. Biting
12. Bareback fucking
13. Verbal humiliation and degradation

PS: I’m not interested in online play, cyber or phone sex. I am only looking for real time in person encounters and connections with WOMEN local to me in the San Francisco Bay Area, or WOMEN who visit the Bay Area for reasons other than to simply meet and play. If you travel to the Bay Area periodically for work or to visit friends/family that’s great. But I’m not interested in someone “driving up from LA” or “flying in from Phoenix” just to meet and play. And I have absolutely zero interest in any talk whatsoever of "relocation".

PPS: I hope the constant capitalization of the words FEMALE, WOMAN, HER and SHE made it clear I am only looking for FEMALE subs/slaves! Sorry if this offends anyone, but I have no interest in males, CDs, transvestites or transgenders. If I may paraphrase a Seinfeld episode, "not that there is anything wrong with those", they're just not my thing and not what I'm looking for.

like what you see? shoot me a dm to see if we hit it off, I love chatting with new people (specially kinky ones)