r/miltonkeyneshookup

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I’m a single, in-shape white guy. Clean, polite, and very discreet. Easy to get along with and respectful of boundaries.

I’m looking to meet a woman who’s open-minded and interested in trying a yoni massage. Age, body type, background, relationship status… none of that matters to me as long as you’re comfortable and interested.

If you’re not familiar, a yoni massage is a slow, calming, body-focused experience. It’s about helping you relax, switch off, and reconnect with your body. No rush, no pressure. The focus is on comfort, trust, and creating a space where you can properly unwind.

You’d need to be able to host. I’ll bring everything needed like oils and towels so you don’t have to worry about anything.

Discretion is important to me and I expect the same back. Happy to chat first so we can both feel comfortable before anything happens.

If it sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a message.

27yr old M, Just checked into a hotel in MK for a few days, looking for some fun with a local girl

Be available on Fridays, obviusly will cost per person. Hmu

As you walk apprehensively down the road, you can hardly believe you’re really going through with this. Your heart is pounding, and you’re trembling uncontrollably with a mixture of nerves and excitement. Part of you wants to back out, but the thought of how proud you’ll feel afterwards for overcoming your trepidation and fulfilling such a naughty fantasy keeps you walking until you reach my front door.

Summoning up every last drop of courage, you knock tentatively, and after what feels like an interminable wait, the door opens. A mumbled "hi" catches in your throat as you hurry inside, head down, too shy even to meet my gaze.

I close the door gently behind you, show you into the front room, and make myself comfortable on the sofa while you stand awkwardly, taking in your surroundings and wondering how you ended up in this situation. Our eyes meet for the first time, and I nod gently at the floor space in front of me. You know exactly what's expected of you and, without a word, you take a deep breath and drop to your knees. The realisation that you’re already past the point of no return gives you a sudden feeling of liberation, so, gazing up at me and biting your lip, you start unbuckling my belt…

Within seconds my jeans are round my ankles and there’s a noticeable bulge in my boxer shorts. You murmur in appreciation as you impatiently yank them down, springing my rapidly-stiffening cock free. A couple of strokes with your hands ensures that it’s rock hard as you take it into your wet mouth.

It sudden dawns on you that you’re finally really doing it - giving a complete stranger a blowjob. The blood courses through your veins and your nipples harden as you warm to your task, slipping my cock in and out of your mouth, polishing the end with your tongue as you wank the shaft like in those videos you watch. You’re determined to seize the opportunity to showcase all your talents, and you undo a few more of the buttons on your blouse so that I can see your bra and flushed chest.

Before long your skills begin to have the desired effect on me, and you can feel my cock and balls start to pulse. You take my cock out of your mouth and look up at me, smiling, as you prepare for the inevitable, hoping that you’ve succeeded in summoning up a big load…

As you walk back down the street afterwards, you’re almost skipping with the thrill of knowing what you’ve just done. What would your friends, family and colleagues say if they found out? But you know that this is your slutty little secret.

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Thanks to Reddit I've met up with a few girls for this over the last few years, so I know it does happen!

All levels of experience welcome - I don't mind whether you're an experienced cocksucker who enjoys showing off her skills, or a relative newbie (or first-timer) looking to learn or improve.

I'm white, 47, 6'1", average build (gym-goer), clean, discreet, easy-going and respectful. I'm a pretty heavy cummer, and I absolutely love giving facials if you're into that.

I have my own place in Nottingham (West Bridgford), so I can host, or I'd he happy to drive a reasonable distance (Derby, Leicester, Sheffield, Northampton, etc.) to make this happen.

If you're reading this and like the sound of it, but aren't sure whether you'd be brave enough to go through with it, you should DEFINITELY contact me.

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