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36[M4F] Pagod na breadwinner nag crave ng hard fucking and warm cuddles

Hindi natin kelangan ng gulo or madagdagan pa ang problema natin sa buhay. Gusto lang natin ay pahinga at yakap at lambing...

Haha pagod pro max na siguro eto, maybe hoping to turn things around..

Me: Single, Not from the Big 4, but works in a prestigious company / Loves giving physical touches / Stays healthy and works out / A giver in bed and aftercare

You: Average body or curvy but not too thick. I can't handle a larger person than me. I'm sorry / Someone from the Metro / financially independent / Easy to hang out with

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u/sukorunovaheart — 22 minutes ago

39[M4F] De-stress with Yoni Massage

I offer a sensual, body-focused massage that blends deep relaxation with slow touch. This is a space where you can unwind, let go, and enjoy being fully present — without rush or judgment.

\* Attentive, intuitive touch

\* Calm, respectful, judgment-free atmosphere

\* Absolute discretion and hygiene

\* Ideal for both first-timers or experience ladies.

\* Full body relaxation massage

\* Breast massage

\* Yoni massage

\* Extra (safe play by request)

I don’t host, but I can travel preferrably along mrt/lrt lines. Hotel, condo, motel service.

Mutual respect is important.

If you value quality, communication, and a genuine experience, feel free to reach out

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u/Remarkable_Step2615 — 2 hours ago

28 [F4M] Anyone offering yoni massage here?

The past few weeks have been really stressful for me because of work. I don’t wanna waste my time and effort to meet up with random guys for a hit or miss fuck din so I guess this is a better way to release. Preferably around Manila sana and if you’re available tonight as well, okay din. See you in my dms.

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u/midnightmuse000 — 15 hours ago

39 [M4F] How about I eat your pussy today?

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Title says it all. I'll eat you for hours 'til you bet me to pound you hard.

Me: 5'8, Fit (occasional gym goer) and into outdoor activities, smells good, Clean and Hygienic, Above average tool. Into eating pussy. Can drive and pick you up. Check in expenses on me too. conversational, will cuddle and into aftercare.

You: Conventionally Fit to mid sized, clean and hygienic, talkative, ready to have fun. hope you're from the South of the Metro or nearby.

Open to an fwb set up too.if we hit it right.

Hit me up! Post is up til i find someone

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u/OkPineapple5511 — 4 hours ago

28 [F4M] fair trade

I make you hard, you cum for me.

I have a kink where get turned on when I make guys cum (online stuff onlyy) preferably someone with a big tool.

You’ll get spicy pics and vids from me, then you show me how hard and horny I make you :P

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u/charmcasterx — 23 hours ago

35 [M4F] A good fuck for you

I’d like to say that I’m relatively attractive, and I’m confident about that. I’m fit (I work out almost every day), moreno, and 5’9” in height.

I’m street-smart and a businessman, so I tend to get bored with senseless discussions. I have picky taste buds—my go-to drinks are an iced long black with a good espresso shot (preferably with fruity notes) and an Old Fashioned made with real Angostura bitters and a solid whiskey.

We can be friends too, but intimacy is a must. Not desperate for it, but of course, it’s fun to have from time to time.

I’m open to any age, but please be at least 21 and above—anything younger feels wrong to me. Ideally, you’re fit to medium-built, as I prefer someone who puts effort into herself both physically and mentally. And yes, I prefer someone attractive—I mean, who doesn’t? Lol.

Preferably, you’re from the Ortigas or QC area, or somewhere in between. Hopefully not from the South, since it’s a bit of a hassle to drive all the way there haha.

I’m hoping you also have a good palate because aside from “eating each other,” dining and drinking out should definitely be part of the experience.

Interested? DM me—I’m happy to talk about anything.

PS. I am really am a heavy user of “—“ and no this is not an AI generated post 😆

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u/okaycoolstory — 11 hours ago

26 [M4F] looking for a tita

looking for a tita, the one that i can spoil and pleasure

About You

with or without kids

pleasing to the eyes

clean

respectful

metro manila

About me

Gym body

has a car

respectful

fil chi

giver

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u/jackthecoolchicken — 9 hours ago

35 [F4M] Low-Key Hangs

​Hey there! I'm a 35-year-old single, straight, professional woman based in BGC, eager to infuse some fresh energy into my life. I'm looking for fun, chill dates and seeing where things naturally lead. No pressure, just good vibes.

​I'm hoping to connect with someone who enjoys thought-provoking conversation. I'm looking for something beyond everyday pleasantries where we can have deep, engaging discussions. 🧠

​About Me:

I’m 5'6" with medium-length hair, fair skin, and chinky eyes. I’m inked, thicc, and confident in my own skin. I'm also happily vice-free. I’m trading surface-level chatter for deep dives; I value intellect, substance, and a genuine spark. ✨

​What I'm Looking For:

Ideally, you're an attractive, single, straight professional guy who is financially independent. I'm looking for someone aged 30–38, at least 5'6", and physically active. Bonus points if you're also in the BGC area, share a similar lifestyle, and are up for some spontaneous adventures.

​If you're ready to send an intro that's genuinely worth a reply, let's chat and see if we click. If we're not a match, I appreciate you saving us both some time!

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u/summerbaby87 — 17 hours ago

28[M4M] edging with watchers

Hello!

Looking for volunteers to have their cocks edged/played/sucked. Got place here at makati later at 2pm.

Meron 3 watchers. 2 might participate and help you release ;)

HMU if you’re interested.

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u/shawniemends — 8 hours ago

24[M4F] Let's have fun at destress! Looking for makeout or libugan session

Just as the title says, I've been stressed for the past couple of weeks due to exams and other responsibilities with my fam and I am in need of a destress session to be unburdened from these troubles. That's why I'm posting this here to see if there's anyone else na naandito sa subreddit na may same sentiments at gusto lang din mag destress.

This destress would involve mainly in simple makeout session (laplapan or french kissing if you want to lol) or other acts na libugan like pagkain ng pussy(my fave btw), fingering you ng todo hanggang malabasan, or playing with your body hanggang ma pleasure ka at mawala ang stress at pagod.

Though I don't have a place to host, I am willing to shoulder the cost of the room for our libugan session (its the least I can do for not having a place). Lastly, I can assure naman na marerelease ko stress mo and we'll have a great time!!!

Info about me:

  1. Loves to go to the gym and loves jogging moreso

  2. Fave hobby is to cook (like its my past time talaga when I'm bored) or bake

  3. Other hobbies include reading, playing sports (Badminton and basketball is my fave!), and watching shows (Bk 99 ftw)

  4. Also loves to play games during my downtime

  5. If you're curious, I am CLEAN (I don't really do this that often, only when I'm really stressed out and pent up)

  6. My height is 5'3 (you can't have it all huh? damn)

  7. I am also athletic due to me playing sports

  8. I am a post grad student

  9. Loves to do foreplay (as you can see from the body of this post haha)

  10. Shaved down there so its not bushy at all (unless you want it to be)

  11. PRACTICE SAFE SEX from before and even in the present (if you want to know lang)

  12. A giver of aftercare

  13. Really loves giving laplapan as a 2nd fave thing to do (first being ay yung pagkain sa pussy lol)

About you:

  1. Looking for someone shorter or even taller than me

  2. Looking for someone that is younger or older than me

  3. A person that loves their pussy to get eaten at makipag laplapan

  4. ALSO CLEAN

  5. It is preferable that you're near UST or around U-Belt (but if not from here then we can chat about it nalang)

  6. A person that has normal BMI so like fit or semi fit or kahit a person na may kaunting laman that's fine! (But no to someone that is obese cause I had a bad experience with that already)

If you've seen this post and read it till this sentence, thanks for reading and hopefully you're interested! If you are kindly message me nalang here in reddit so we can chat and see where it goes from there! Thanks and See ya!

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u/Top_Succotash_7138 — 13 hours ago

30 [M4F] Distract me bored and home alone

Posting here again trying my luck, bored and home alone. Looking someone who can distract me by teasing me in chat. We can do sexting or sop. Open for ONS with/without pene.

About me:

-5'9

-Moreno

-Working Professional

-Hygienic

-Can drive since I have a car (not heavy tint so car fun is not possible)

-From Metro Manila

-Solid 8/10 for my looks

-Not from Big 4 if that matters

-A bit above normal bmi

-JM de Guzman look a like in my younger days

-Can carry a conversation

About you:

-5'0 to 5'5

-Chinita (my weakness) but it doesn't matter

-Fair to Light skin

-Normal BMI

-From Taguig, Manda, Pasig and Marikina Metro Manila

-Talkative and can also carry a conversation

We can do a video call in TeeGee or discord

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u/hyperbulate — 9 hours ago

40[M4F] let me eat you out tonight 2.0

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let's try this again

looking to eat out your pussy tonight. Seriously

i get us a room. I eat you out. no need to fuck, no need to reciprocate. that's it. no drama. no baggage

hopefully tonight after 9pm

Pasay but willing to travel

BIG GIRLS A PLUS

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u/Legitimate-Panic393 — 18 hours ago

30 [M4F] hawak mo ang d

About me:

- medyo busy sa work kaya ok lang if usap usap muna vibe check & then schedule natin

- 5’10

- dad bod

- friendly

- can do aftercare

- girthy

About you:

- female

- clean

- metro manila

- openminded

- want to explore

- be a nice girl but naughty in bed

- discreet

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u/Temporary_Art6909 — 11 hours ago

28 [M4F] Late night call?

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Lowkey searching for my friend with benefits.

Been busy with work lately and wondered if I can make new friend/s in the process.

Am looking for someone na masaya kausap, will treat me as a friend, let's talk about life, career and other chika na pwede pag-usapan.

For you, g ka din sa mga gala or catch up sa bar. I'm also into good aftercare and maasikaso once we're together.

P.S. we can plan our gala, roadtrips and others once we get to know each other.

About me:

•cute

•5'8

•working professional

•soothing voice

•may substance kausap

•can host

•into calls and chats

•into different hobbies/sports

About you:

•into cute guys

•curvy/thicc

•morena/maputi

•24 yrs old to older women

•pasig, manda, qc, makati or nearby

•can spend time into calls and chats

•can tolerate nsfw & sfw.

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u/Delicious_Track5066 — 12 hours ago

29 [M4F] Looking for CONSTANT NSFW/ SFW buddy

So ayun as stated naman sa title. Any type of NSFW (yung puwede din online para kahit di puwede meet up due to schedule issue ee magagawan ng paraan thru online) or SFW basta CONSTANT I'm g with it! Down with every kind of NSFW 👀👀 No preference naman pag dating sa body type kahit chubby ka man or sexy even sa appearance (di rin naman ako gwapo) No preference din when it comes to school! Kahit di pa sikat na school yan. As long as may sense din kausap kasi ganon din ako hahaha. Also if ur up din for SFW topics I'm down with it din. Di lang puro kalibugan alam ko hahaha. I can be ur shoulder to cry on labasan ng sama ng loob or kahit ano pa hahaha. My dms are open. FUBU? FWB? or Vidjakol buddies? (Not into SOP) G lang din!! Tyaka kung may cheating kink ka G din ako! So what are you waiting for? Dm me!!

Abt me: Moreno// Chubby (but hits the gym regularly na)// 5'5// Quezon City

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u/Extra_Alarm — 12 hours ago

25[M4F] Talks or HU/FUBU?

Hi, I still haven't found anyone who's into NSFW stuff up to now, so Imma just look for someone to talk to, kahit SFW na lang muna. If NSFW is what you are after, that works too! If we've already connected before, feel free to reach out again. Looking forward to hear from you!

Me:

- Corpo Guy

- In Metro QC

- 5'9"

- Normal BMI

- Knows how to reciprocate

You:

- Same age or be older up to +10

- In Metro as well

- Be Kind

If you are down to NSFW Stuff:

- Discreet

- Slim - Average Body Type

- Single/In a Relationship

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u/Random_Passerbyyyyy — 12 hours ago

22 [M4F] trying my luck again!

Looking for someone who can be my companion on random gala nights (literally random coz I don't even know when ko trip lumabas but it's usually on a free weekday/weekend nights). We can roam or tambay somewhere else. We can talk about something or do something! Preferably near me lang (around dasma, imus, or even gentri). This will be for tonight lang!

About me:

22

Dasma, Cavite

Rated as 7 (majority but highest was 8)

Fair complexion

5'8-ish

Dm me here about your details.

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u/rimiru_ciel — 13 hours ago

36 M4F Anyone from San Pedro near UNITED?

I booked sa Sogo ng 12hrs, dahil need mag poops! Hahaha. Galing ako sa malayong byahe at tinatamd na mag byahe pauwi ng Sucat. Anyone want to hang? Kwento? Beer?

DM. May BBQ sa labas for pulutan

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u/Walang-kwenta — 13 hours ago

28[M4F] wild and dirty fetish

Any wild girl who loves to explore? I'm craving to worship pantyhose/stockinged feet and closed high heels you've worn all day at work/school. Step on me with your heels and give me a shoejob. I'll massage your feet and legs din kasi for sure napagod ka isuot yan buong araw. Kung first time mo, don't worry I'll teach you kung paano. Perfect ito lalo kung baguhan ka at gusto mo ng konting introduction sa femdom. Let me serve you in bed. I'm also into facesitting and pussy worshipping. I'm open to discussing your terms for an agreement.

About me:

-from Mandaluyong

-looks presentable

-green school graduate

-physically fit

-kanal humor

About you:

-petite to normal BMI

-okay with checking in

-legal age

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u/That_Sport370 — 13 hours ago
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