r/beachgw

Would you fuck me on the beach?

Would you fuck me within reach?

Would you, could you, in the sand?

With the waves that lick the land?

I would not, could not, on the beach.

The sand gets in, it’s out of reach!

Would you fuck me in the sun?

With the lotion, everyone?

I would not, could not, in the sun.

The burn is bad, it’s not much fun.

Would you fuck me by the tide?

With the seagulls flying wide?

I would not, could not by the tide.

The crabs might pinch, I’d rather hide.

Would you, could you, on a towel?

Soft and striped, no sand to foul?

I would not, could not on a towel.

The wind would blow, and make me howl.

Would you fuck me in the dunes?

Where the grasses hide our tunes?

I would not, could not in the dunes.

The poison ivy makes me swoon.

Say! In the water? Cool and blue?

Would you fuck me in the blue?

I would not, could you? In the sea?

The salt would sting, no thanks to me!

Would you fuck me after dark?

With the moon, a glowing spark?

I would not, could not after dark.

The jellyfish might leave their mark.

You do not like it, so you say.

Try it! Try it! And you may.

I would not, could not, on the beach.

I do not like it, out of reach!

You may like it. You will see.

You may like it on the beach!

I would not, could not on the beach!

Not in the sand, not in the reach!

Not in the sun, not by the tide,

Not on a towel, not where crabs hide!

I do not like it, so I say.

Not in the dunes, not in the spray!

Not after dark, not in the blue—

I do not like it, not for you!

You do not like it. So goodbye.

I guess we’ll fuck in bed… or try.

Would you fuck me in the bed?

With no sand, no crabs, no dread?

Yes I would! Yes I could!

In the bed it’s very good!

So I will fuck you in the bed.

And not upon the beach instead.

The sand is lame, the beach is too.

But bed is where I’ll fuck with you!

Thank you! Thank you!

In the bed.

I’d rather fuck you there instead.