r/UKconfessionsNSFW

I’ve been part of this sub for since it started under my old account and it was set up for people in the UK to post our confession but for some reason people (bots and Fake accounts) keep posting bull shit thing like react if your from the UK as much I love to see tits and pussy and amazing asses I’m sick of this fake and the bullshit post

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Geoff was a larger then life character, he stayed with me for 3 months towards the end of one summer working for that period as a door to door salesman in my area on behalf of his company. I guess that he would have been in his late fiftes at the time.

Unfortunately l found my time with him very frustrating, as he didn't have any particular routine hours, back then l was doing office work from 9 to 5, l would never know if he was going to be home or out working, especially as it would be one of his colleagues who would always pick him up and drop him off.

Back then l didn't have any of the streaming services through my TV, so l would spend most of my evenings at with my desktop on my laptop.

Many of my tenants would keep themselves to themselves, generally staying in their room apart from when using my kitchen and washing appliances etc, but not Geoff, he would simply get himself a magazine or newspaper and sit opposite it me in the living room which made me a little uncomfortable. l got the impression that he was constantly watching me, especially if l got up to move or something. l remember telling Lewis, before anything happened between us about him, he told me that he had probably cut little slit holes in his reading matter and that he was constantly peeping at me. The really odd thing was that he would never sit in the living room alone, only when l was present and in his company.

Sometimes l would catch him, if l suddenly looked up from my screen, as he would then quickly lift up his magazine or paper as shuffled on his chair.

He would always be dressed very smart for work, yet when not he would generally wear a shirt and tracksuit bottoms.

l was convinced over a short period that he was actually watching me, and of course having had a few chats with Lewis about him whilst at work he had suggested that he probably had a hidden porn mag behind the paper or magazine that was visible, and that he might even be having a crafty five knuckle shuffle, as he described it.

l was now having this thought in my head.....l would quickly get off my sofa try to catch him, especially if he was doing his shuffling about.

All of this came to no avail until one particular evening. Geoff seemed to be very engrossed with something he was reading or viewing on this occasion, he had hardly made any attempt to engage with any type of conversation with me, which he often would do.

l very quietly put down my laptop, got up off the sofa and made my way towards my kitchen and past where he sat, well what can l say, there was the evidence right there as l looked down and behind me as l walked past, Geoff uncomfortably shuffled, I didn't see it, but he had obviously quickly realised at the last moment and slipped his cock back under his tracksuit bottoms, still pitching an obvious erection, however l did get a good glance of the magazine he was viewing, who happened to be a pale skinned brunette with longish hair.

Confessions from a Landlady. Catching Geoff. Part two.

l was determined to catch Geoff having previously almost caught him wanking red handed, l just needed to come up with some kind of plan, although it was going to be difficult seeing as I'd almost rumbled him, and he had kept a pretty low profile since that.

I had just under 6 weeks to hatch my plan, his company had paid upfront for his tenancy which was just for the 3 months as mentioned in part one of this tale.

lt was a warm evening, and l had been off work that day, messing around in my garden with the French doors open from the living room, l had earlier had the day to myself and had been doing some potting pretty plants and flowers and just generally tidying up the patio...l had a nice small greenhouse, which l enjoyed too, l definitely had a knack of making things grow!

Geoff was now back, doing his usual shuffling about on the chair in the living room, he was definitely watching me, especially as l was braless in a white t-shirt and cut off denim shorts and sandals....l was pretty sure he wouldn't be able to resist having a little play with himself at some point in the evening.

l would be making a point of walking past him back and forth from the kitchen, through the living room and into garden, maybe to get a drink, maybe to wash my hands.

l knew I'd got his attention at this point, his shuffling was definitely getting more prominent. l deliberately made a point of telling him that if he needed me I'd be in my greenhouse for a while, little did he know that l was now putting my plan into action.

l left it about fifteen minutes, before having a quick glance through the side window, l was pretty sure that he was taking this as his opportunity, but little did he know, l was taking mine too!

l made my way down the side entry to the front of my house and then back into my property via the front door, quietly making my way down the small hallway and into the kitchen.

Imagine the situation, there he was sitting down in my armchair wanking for all he was worth, his prono in front of him, totally oblivious of the fact l stood behind him in the kitchen to living room doorway, he was close, it's large mushroom looking purple head seemingly ready to release as he pumped his hard cock faster, l watched as he grunted, he couldn't help himself, as hot jets of his release covered his shirt, a serious amount, he must not have pleasued himself in a good while, l still stood watching, looking down at him, his cock softening now, he slowly used his open shirt to wipe away his cum from himself, now somewhat relieved and relaxed....he had obviously enjoyed himself.

l began to clap my hands, I'll never forget the shock on his face as he turned to look up at me.

I didn’t realise I had the kink until a few years ago my wife wasn’t really attentive and we had drifted a part and I felt shit about myself so started going the gym and on nights out find girls were coming up to me and flirting

One time I exchanged numbers but quickly blocked it when sober and this built up over the next few months to me continuing to text a girl I had met online and we had arranged to meet we both had partners and we ended up back her place fucking like rabbits on the sofa until the early hours

This continued we met and were fucking in the car and I loved the thrill of meeting this girl the mysteriousness of know one knowing what I was up to.

We had to break it off and then I felt lost and I ended up having multiple one night affairs which led to me creating a tinder account which became quite risky as some of the girls I were meeting off there ended up checking my social media accounts and finding out I was living this peaceful happily married life.

I killed the tinder account as the stress was too much of coming across someone I know or they seeing me and exposing me,

I then ended up having a 2.5 year affair with this single girl I met on line which had its ups and downs but I eventually ended it due to her wanting me to leave my wife which then led me to Reddit where I have had multiple successful encounters off here and have currently been meeting with other married women who are in similar situations as me and have currently got a 12 months ‘situationship’ with a married girl.

Not sure how I ended up writing all this but it was fun and hope is entertaining for anyone that reads it lol x

Is anyone near Bangor