r/StraightFemboyDating

Dont get me wrong, nudes are mostly what I post. But at least I READ THE FUCKING RULES OF THE SUB IM POSTING TO! I mean DAMN brother, open you eyes and use your brain. There's literally sooooo many places for that but THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM, STOP!

Hello. My name is Wyborn, but I prefer Wybie. I'm 23.

The title is a little cringe and larp-y, I know, but there's nothing quite like immediately outing yourself as a chronically online freak for attention from strangers. Can you tell I'm socially adjusted and really normal about everything and everyone?

I might also take a while to respond, my sleep schedule is ruined, and I'm very, very sleepy. :/

Also, if you'd like to be just friends, that's cool with me. I'm not going to ghost you if things don't work out well romantically. if you don't want something more than platonic companionship, please let me know? Anything more than that is just a best-case scenario. I'm just unwell, and I think it'd be cool to go insane over one person.

I don't really know what to say about myself. I guess I'll just sort of type until I feel like you know too much about me, and then I can be a weirdo while getting to know you. There's also a chance I delete this whole thing and just suffer because I'm messed up beyond any form of help. I think I can start with my hobbies? I like art a lot, but I'm real sensitive about my taste in it. I'll probably end up drawing you A LOT. I don't know why I have a compulsion to do this, but I give into it a lot. I have a borderline autistic obsession with cameras and have a collection of old film and digicams and a bunch of lenses and stuff. I've also recently ventured into making my own from stuff that's available to me, like an old security cam, a mini DVR, a coaxial-to-RCA converter, etc. It can't take photos, but it can record video and sound and store stuff onboard. It's pretty much just a digital CS-8. I haven't figured out the viewfinder, though, so it's useless unless the subject is like 2-20 ft away. I just like physical media in general, I think. :)

I listen to a lot of music, too. I think I've listened to ten days in total this month, and I'm sure I'll get a few more in before April swings around. I feel weird all the time, and music seems to fix it? I feel things a lot better when I'm listening to something. I also make my own sometimes. I have a synth, a keyboard, a bass, and a guitar. I built my own pedals, which I think is cool. We'll have to get really close before you hear any of it, though. I've never had anyone listen to anything I've made because it feels too revealing. I do also watch a couple shows, but I struggle to sit down and actually make my way through them if they aren't engaging, and I play a few video games too. My PC is currently dead, so I'm stuck with a console until my new graphics card and PSU come in.

I live by myself (and with a dog named Ghoul) on ALOT of land that was left to me by a family member I had never met who roped himself like a year and a half ago. I do not get along well with my family at all, so it was a MASSIVE suprise to me. I spend a lot of time just walking around doing nothing but listening to music and taking pictures of things I think are worth documenting. I sometimes sleep outside when it's hot out because I like looking at the stars and gazing into space. Sometimes I'll lie out there and freak myself out about how vast the universe is when there's a thunderstorm because I like the way it makes me feel. I love when my heart beats hard. I also have a van I've been working on to be a sleeper so I can travel across the US someday. It's really comfortable, and I have it just the way I want it. I also don't really know how to bring it up, but people tell me I'm cute or hot, or whatever. It might actually be the only good thing I've got going for me outside of a potential firewatch thing when it's fire season in my state, so around June-ish. I'm tall and in shape, sort of lithe because I did both cheer and gymnastics in highschool. If you like your men semi-girly, a huge ball of nerves, and fatally shy, then you'd love me. I also take care of my skin, hair and nails obsessively. I definitely have some form of ED, but that isn't worth worrying about rn. I'll face rev to you at some point if you'd like.

I do also like voice calls and spending time with people once I warm up. I attach fast, and I'm incredibly clingy. I can be a little jealous, but not the controlling kind; I'm definitely more of the "will cry myself to sleep" kind. I know I sound odd, or weird, maybe a little intense, but I really do think I have a lot to give. I'm trying to think of other things you should be aware of, but I can't right now. Also I know some of the phrases I've used are associated with bad people, I just spend a lot of time online and have unironically adopted phrases used by weirdos. ;(

Holy yap, haha.

I think this is enough for now; I definitely didn't add enough to make me seem interesting beyond superficial garbage I think is interesting. If you want a friend, then I'm great companionship, and if you want a relationship, then I'll love you like a dog. Cya. <3