







I was alone when second puberty changed me from an 18 year old guy into a 30 year old woman. My best friend was away at college where I was supposed to be and my girlfriend left me, telling me she wasn't into "women." | desperately needed a place to stay, so i asked your father and he offered to let me stay and sleep in your room while you were away. He was really lonely too with no one else in the house, and he said for rent I have do run errands and cook meals while he pays the bills. Can you believe some of the neighbors think I'm his new wife? I figured it was simpler to just let them make assumptions instead of revealing the embarrassing truth. So don't worry about anything while you're home on break, bro. I even changed the sheets on your bed and dusted and vacuumed after I moved all my stuff into your dad's room. He has plenty of space in his closet for all the new clothes he's bought me, and his bed is really big and comfy. I'm so excited you're home, man! Kick your feet up and relax! Let's play some video games or something and catch up about life after breakfast, and you can tell me all about the hot girls at your new school. I want stories!