Getting ready for bed wife sph
I walked into my bathroom as my wife was getting ready for bed and I started walking toward the toilet and pulled my penis out but didn’t know my wife was going to go pee at the same time. She sat down and looked at me with my penis out and laughed. I pulled my penis out above my waist band but not my balls and just left it there so you could see just the head of my penis(almost an inch).
“That’s sad” my wife said.
“I know it’s sad. I really needed to go pee and now I have to wait.” I said knowing she was talking about my dick.
“No your tiny dicklet is sad” she said.
“Well he’s definitely not happy but he’s not sad. Want to change that?” I asked
“No baby. No way tonight. Your penis soft is just so tiny. Most men have to hold their penis to aim”. She said looking at me peeing without aiming my penis.
“Well then I guess my new name is appropriate.” She looked confused “wait. You don’t remember!? You gave me a new name the other night.”
“I don’t. Was it mini crustacean? Or inch worm?” She laughed.
“No you called him inchy” I said
“You’re right. I remember now. I was so proud of myself too. That’s a great name for you. All 3 inches of inchy.” She laughed. “I made fun of your cage too. Babe seriously you can’t deny you have a micro penis when you don’t even fit in a small cage and it has to be nano or micro. That’s just sad.”
“Hard I’m not a micro penis. And soft I’m still bigger than a micro penis by a little bit.” I said proudly.
She looked at me disappointingly and said “ok you are what .25 inches bigger than a micro penis soft”
“”Well ya. Maybe a 1/2” I smiled
“Exactly. If any woman sees you soft they are going to think you have a micro penis. I don’t see how you got so many girls with that thing in high school and college.” She said
“I guess it was just my amazing personality and not all about dick size”. I said.
“Yup it must be because inchy is pa the tic! Maybe I should call him tic tac for being pathe TIC” she laughed
Then she got ready and we went to bed