u/mutebirdie

1. Typically under the sheets, on top of the mattress
2. Them upper class twits next door keep slamming the door a bit too loudly and I always get woken up by them.
3. I don't know, I've never checked. Maybe like... 2... minutes? seconds? I don't know, it's not exactly like I would have a stopwatch on me during sex.
4. Everywhere, it's called the nervous system.
5. Empathy.
6. Not much really. I have a cloaca, and I'm not too keen on placing my feathers in the place where fecal matter is stored.
7. On the floor, like a royal guard that's passed out.
8. Typically, you have sex, and then you're no longer a virgin.
9. Bed.
10. I fear my own reflection in the mirror.
11. Well, I'm mute, so... I'd guess quiet.
12. No.
13. Recieving, I have a cloaca. Not much I can do with that.
14. I'm not willing to calculate frequencies.
15. None at all.
16. You mean as in... Jameson? Well, nobody at all.
17. Dick size? 0. Bra size? Oddly enough, despite me being male, it's at least 1.
18. Hmmmmm... most likely Mary.
19. Pathos.
20. Communicating.
21. In deep space, no oxygen supply, about to die in 30 seconds, giving one last pump before the sperm glands stop functioning all together. It was a dream.
22. Forehead.
23. When Lucifer decided to have sex as well and burnt the hotel down.
24. I had sex at least twice, so yeah.
25. You'd have to bring it up.
26. Brain.
27. Didn't you already ask this question?
28. A bit of both.

Anyway, you can ask me questions yourself. Now, I'm going to bed.