u/loverbang4u

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

I love you

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

I love you

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

I love you

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

I love you

Age: 38

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family :)

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

38 [M4F] Sayo na ang aking huling tigasIf bukas ay ang huling araw ko sa mundo
The last time I'll feel the heat of the sun
Last time, I see the moon in the darkness of the night
The last time, Mr Long will suddenly grow and fun

Sayo na lang,
Sayo na ang aking huling tigas
Ibibigay ko ang lahat, effort at pawis
Kunware lng ako si mister ikaw si mrs

Mag dr-drive tayo sa lugar na madilim
Promsie ko sayo, hinde ka masasaktan ksi dadahandahanin
Itaga mo sa bato, mag hintay ka lang sa sacrificio na eto
Ksi ang gagawin natin, ay para sa kaligayahan mo

Promise ko sayo, malilimuntan mo ang mga nangloko
Promoise ko din, sa huling tigas, malilimuntan mo ang mga umutang sayo
Pati mga kalalakihan mo na mukang kapre at empakto
Malake ang mga tyan at kadirs, mabalahibo

Sa huling tigas, ibibigay ko ang lahat
Ala aso, ala helicopter, ala power moves, walang malas
All night long, papakita ko pano ako umibig
... Para sayo eto baby, ang aking huling tigas wag sayangain, ikaw may papabilib