He wanted me to laugh
I went clubbing a few weeks ago and ended the night by leaving with a guy. We went to his hotel room and I immediately got his shirt off and not much later we were in his bed, I was in just my underwear and he still had his trousers on. He kept stopping my getting his trousers off while he used his fingers on me, played with my boobs, kisses my neck… then eventually I managed to reach down and he let me undo his fly but he kinda moved away from me and sat up.
He looked like he was kinda psyching himself up for something then he pulls down his trousers and underwear and it was smaller than I thought possible, like my little finger is probably bigger and I couldnt help but laugh a little then I apologised and said I’d just never seen one like it but then he says really nervously “it’s ok, I kinda like when girls laugh at it” so I took a second to think about it and decided to say “well you better be good with your tongue cause that isn’t gonna do anything” then he just smiled, pulled off my panties and started going down on me.
After he got me to cum with his tongue he says “can I try with my dick now” so I said he could and he gets out the special small condoms that look like something you buy for a guy friend as a practical joke puts it on his dick and we start trying.
We tried: doggy with my legs together (his dick doesn’t reach) my legs apart (he gets his tip in but just slips out straight away) cowgirl (slips out as soon as I move) reverse cowgirl (can’t get it in) and the whole time I keep giggling to myself and the more I laugh the more turned on and frustrated he would get and the harder he tried to get it in until we got into missionary and he gets it in then again he slips out, the when I look down he just presses it against my thigh and just grinds against me until he finishes maybe a minute later.
I’ve been with other smaller guys and haven’t enjoyed it but this was definitely one of the smallest but definitely funniest and most enjoyable nights for a very long time even if it wasn’t in the way I hoped.