The Mattress
My wife and I were spring cleaning our finished basement this weekend. We have a teenager that lives down there that does a half-ass job cleaning and another bedroom we use for guests. It had her old mattress she had and she had just got a new one before we met so this went to her spare room. After we got married we moved and either I never noticed before or never saw the mattress without a cover but there were stains and I pointed them out. Not big pee stains but smaller stains. I asked jokingly did you date someone that jizzed a lot or what? She said it was her ex-husband (I also know he had a huge cock).
If she had that back then then this mattress was around 15 years old. She predicted my next question and said yes it has a few miles on it. I asked her how many guys she thinks she slept with on this mattress between her divorce and meeting me and she took a while to count and said I think eight, maybe nine. I made it number ten or eleven.