u/gostosafds_2

Eu sou um pai muito cuidadoso com minha filha, entΓ£o sempre quero saber quem estΓ‘ com ela e afins. Quando ela traz um namorado aqui pra casa, eu sempre faΓ§o 2 testes: um como pai, e um como "mΓ£e". E acabou que eu... Acabei meio indo longe demais dessa ΓΊltima vez... Espero que nΓ£o dΓͺ xabu!

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 12 hours ago

Nunca mais eu dou loucura as ideias da minha esposa. Porque eu fui perguntar "qual Γ© sua ideia mais maluca que vocΓͺ quer fazer?" - Agora eu tenho um vΓ­deo onde ela tΓ‘ gravando e eu tΓ΄ sendo enrabado como mulher, pqp. Pelo menos ela gostou, nΓ©?

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 13 hours ago

Olha, nΓ£o sei vocΓͺs, mas com o tanto de gringo que tΓ‘ se mudando para uns lugares obscuros do Brasil, eu acho que tΓ‘ mais fΓ‘cil que nunca conseguir seu green card! A temporada tΓ‘ aΓ­, e eu jΓ‘ quero garantir o meu assim que possΓ­vel. Por que nΓ£o Γ© possΓ­vel que tenha gringo querendo morar em Queimados.

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 13 hours ago
β–² 9 r/bodyswap

"So Brian, how do I look? Good enough to meet with your new dad?" Being a single dad is tough. Especially being a teacher and raising someone who's as unruly as you were back in the day. So it's no wonder why I accepted the idea of becoming a trophy wife to a coworker of mine.

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 13 hours ago
β–² 22 r/bodyswap

After today, I am never filling in for my sister again. She told me it'd be just a photoshoot to guarantee her new model contract and that the twinning spell this time would be just for a day. Not only it was a porn shoot, but also, I now have a trigger to get turned into a twin of my sis. Great...

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 14 hours ago

Na minha famΓ­lia, se vocΓͺ fosse mulher, jΓ‘ podia comeΓ§ar preparando o sutiΓ£ do maior tamanho que puder. Γ‰ assim que a piada rolava internamente, entΓ£o quando eu desenvolvi Segunda Puberdade, eu esperei algo parecido. NΓ£o me avisaram que eu ia conseguir bater o recorde da famΓ­lia, pqp!

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago

Quando minha mulher falou que a gente ia transar a trΓͺs, eu nunca esperei que ia acordar mais cedo e como mulher ainda! E sΓ³ piora, porque ela descobriu que prefere mais ver do que ajudar, o que significa que quem vai cair na vara vai ser sΓ³ eu!

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago

Falar de Badminton nesse paΓ­s Γ© pedir pra ser taxado de idiota, por isso que eu tenho um plano. Comecei um perfil nas redes sociais, e ao invΓ©s de um cara dando as aulas, sou eu, mas como mulher ensinando os bΓ‘sicos. E tambΓ©m um pouquinho a mais tambΓ©m. Tem que farmar engajamento!

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago
β–² 2 r/bodyswap

Have you ever dealt with an entitled exchange college student who can seemingly change reality, but only leaves you aware? I... Need help with that topic. Mine just insists on turning me into every single type of woman under the sun, and I want out!

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago
β–² 4 r/bodyswap

It's weird being this old and getting Second Puberty, not only it makes all conversations funnier, but the rejuvenation is real! And with the new looks, comes a hellish long line of suitors. Might as well stick around to the neighbor boy who helped me so much the last year... He deserves it!

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago
β–² 22 r/bodyswap

Sometimes the best pranks don't end up looking that much of a prank. Sometimes all you need is just have someone strung on an idea, leading them to the punchline... And delay it. Trust me, it will be funny seeing Carl realize I don't have a "flirty niece" next week when she "visits over again".

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago
β–² 7 r/bodyswap

I'd never expect in a million years that being my friend's step-mother would be a breeze. Not only I got aged just 3 years up, but my buddy got swapped with his dad! Sure, the friendship was now all wonky, but one titty fuck sacrifice isn't that bad considering all of the benefits.

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago
β–² 16 r/bodyswap

"Nobody had invited Jeremy to the fucking party at Terri's house. Who got that nerd to my girl's house party? Somehow he got in and... Caused no problems at all. I don't know why I was so pissed at poor Jimmy! I have to call the other girls and let them know that our man is back to his lair..."

u/gostosafds_2 β€” 3 days ago