The damn algorithm better shut it the hell up!! Way too real
Oh my god, right? Like the algorithm knows I don’t have the spoons to resist what it’s shoving in my face every damn time I open the app - it’s uncanny how accurate it’s gotten with me. Miss me with that "based on your interests" nonsense when I’m just trying to escape into some kinky bits instead of dealing with real life crap, ugh. I swear if it suggests one more "spicy" fic about my exact kink and then shows me a mental health meme to balance it out, I’m gonna lose it. The audacity to pretend it cares about my well-being while feeding me the exact content that makes me stay up way too late spiraling instead of sleeping. Rude. And don’t even get me started on how it only hits me with this stuff when I’m already in a massive burnout spiral - like it’s actively trying to derail me. The algorithm and my executive dysfunction are in perfect, terrible sync. Absolute chaos wedding.