u/dollydreamsy

My husband had been begging me to "loosen up" for months so I finally gave in and let him invite the guys from his work over for a little fun. The poor guy couldn’t even get me undressed fast enough when they all showed up, and I’ve got to admit I was buzzing harder than I expected watching their faces when they realized what was about to go down. His friend Jake ended up being the one to pin me down first while his buddies just stood there with their jaws on the floor, and honestly? Having a whole room full of guys watch me get railed was way hotter than I thought it’d be. By the time my husband finally got his turn, I was so wrecked I could barely walk straight.

Goonable characters are wild to think about - some snarky sidekick just waiting to be the chaotic neutral to your stability, or a chaotic protagonist who’d probably get me in trouble I’d 100% regret but somehow live for. Like, who’s that one fictional idiot you’d either hug or slap depending on the mood? For me it’s probably Wile E. Coyote because I relate to the suffering but also the dumb hope. Who’s yours?