I am 18+ and all participants and characters must be 18+
Last revamped 01/26/26
Hello, I appreciate anyone who took the time to read this! I decided I was spending a lot of time writing out pitch messages, and never getting a reply from 90% of people! So I decided to include a gamefaqs type FAQ in every one of my posts! Some people hopefully appreciate my nerdy bullshit.
The name I’ll go by for now is Mike, I’m 28, I’m male and I generally play as a version of myself, as if I’m izekai’d into the role. That’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea and I understand that, but after all, I want to get E-Laid. Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil gets enough ass, goddamnit.
I get asked about my kinks and limits, but I always have to start with the fact that I’m one of those with a lipstick fetish! Frankly I’m surprised it’s not more common! The image I used to get your attention should do a good job explaining it, but just in case… a ladies lips are sexy. Being marked is sexy. Plenty of cartoons, Archie comics, whatever, showed how fun it would be to be the one recieving tons of kisses; and there’s plenty of story potential with that.
As for limits, let’s go into that. The main things are, I’m not going to rape anyone, I don’t want to do anything that would get me on a list with the current United States President, pegging is a no go for me; and I’m not too interested in roleplaying with someone who wants so desperately to “be a whore, but a whore that has plausible deniability.”
Some will go into great detail about how they are the victim, aren’t interested in the guy, and it’s just normal to lay there and take it. That’s boring.
As for my kinks; my biggest one is leaving you with a smile on your face. I’m serious. There’s nothing sexier than a woman in heat and satisfied. In less noble ways, I like oral, cumming multiple times, I may have a breeding kink, and honestly, just asked. I’m pretty open as long as it doesn’t cross any of my limited boundaries.
As for scenarios, here’s a few drafts of things I like, but if there’s something you like I’d love to hear about it!
- [ ] one that I find generally “works” for me as a ice breaker is where it’s a traditional RPG world, but I would be the unlikely protagonist, in a overly horny fantasy world. Be it princess, sorceress, common barmaid, there’s a lot of ways it can go, and I’ve done dozens of variations on it.
- For those not too into fantasy, I also really like the idea of being tricked into a conjugal visit with a woman in prison. Haven’t had the opportunity to explore this one as much.
- A shitty retail job scenerio with a boss that has no business being where she is, but knowing her employee is too important to let quit because it would mean she might actually have to do something.
- Also, falling for a prostitute romance scenerio. Also just prostitution play is fun… just the danger and allure can be fun. I do have a sort of love for it being a romance type play. Going from a lust filled night of desperate passion to slice of life romance…. With some of the kinkiest sex you’ve ever had.
- I have a post world war 2 scenerio, where it’s directly after the war. It can also be after a fictional war of period pieces aren’t your thing. My idea is that well, I would be depressed, so many people killed in war, lots of people’s wives and even kids now have no one coming home to them. And I have no one. But I come home to a childhood friend, now a woman, happy, relieved even to see me.
- You could also be a succubus, a vampire that survives completely off man’s cum. What better way to have your pick of male then being an actress. Generations of men fawning over you, idolizing you, every now and then a man thinking he wins the jackpot and gets to take you out, and ends up in a cruel twist of fate. Being fucked into total exhaustion and their life being spent like their cock. You do have to disappear for a bit from the limelight so people don’t catch on to you being immortal, and 10-15 years later you’ll reemerge as your “daughter” or something, changing something small about your physical appearance to make it not as obvious. But as you’re preparing for another twenty year hibernation, a fan shows up at your mansion…. And you can sense a lot of build up inside him and how he yearns for you… could be more romantic as I convince a woman whose hated men for generations that her bias isn’t fair?
- I was thinking I could be an exceptionally young lawyer. Given no love from my parents, I worked hard to gain any affection from them, and completely gave up any social life to do it. Now I am a high paid lawyer, young, great career. But lonely. I was imagining what would happen if a prostitute got arrested, faces fines and serious jail time, and came to me for help. She can’t pay me a cent, but she can sense just how much of a virgin I am, and offers something if I can get her out of jail time. Do I sacrifice my ethics for the night of my life with a lady of the night? I realize this one is the most porn esque.
- I also didn’t get to roleplay with this, got super excited for it too. But a secret village of elven women that take to the human earth to catch a husband. If they can pin a man long enough to get him to cum inside them, that man is hers.
- Generally anything with a milf. All woman are great, but I’ve always had a thing for sexually starved older women. Can’t help it.
- Lately I REALLY have been wanting to do something involving a kissing booth or a tunnel of love. I know my lipstick fetish isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but you can’t blame a guy for trying!
Also, if you, for whatever reason want to play a character from a fandom, I know lots about various Nintendo games. I’d love to do something where I get to have a gym leader from Pokémon, princess from Mario or Zelda, or a lot of the Sonic girls. Oh yeah, furries are absolutely welcome. I may be a tall, chubby white dude, but generally if you have (or are willing to play with) a pussy, I can be attracted to you.
I don’t generally share a reference image since I tend to play myself, but if you happen to share what you want to look like, or have me pick from a few choices you have ready, that’s fun and I’ll say you’re wonderful.
That’s it, but of course, that’s just to show that I’m not some one sentence loser. I appreciate you reading all this!