Happy 420 from Swelling Studios
Broβ¦ I swear I canβt leave her alone for FIVE minutes.
I walk into the apartment and sheβs just sitting there like itβs a normal nightβsnacks out, music playing, bong on the tableβ¦
and Iβm like
βZoeyβ¦ what are you doing.β
She just goes, βIβm testing something πβ
Next thing I know she leans forward and just freezes.
ββ¦uhβ¦ Zoey?β
Her top starts getting tight and Iβm already like
βoh my god not againββ
And then it just KEPT going.
Her chest literally pushes into the table, everything starts sliding, the bong is about to tip over and Iβm just standing there likeβ
βZOEY.
WHY ARE THEY SO BIG THIS TIME??
WHAT DID YOU SMOKE???β
And sheβs just stuck there like
βI donβt know!!! πβ
Iβm done.
Iβm locking the weed up next time.
Happy 4/20 πΏπ¨