I was flirting with a really sweet and nerdy trans woman ... and wasn't AT ALL expecting what was below her belt
Just a funny little thing that happened with me today. So, I've been flirting a little bit with this transgender woman on a dating app, a little older than me but still really has this air of shyness to her, just really sweet all around, we are having a good chat about life and Warhammer 40k and all sorts of just really geeky things, which you can never go wrong with, I really love partners who are at least a little nerdy. I just find personally I need some personality to be attracted to someone, you know? And then at some point things start turning spicy.
I made a joke about America being the land of the free, home of the whopper, and she says: "You can have my whopper :3."
I replied: "I mean ... you think I could see it?"
To which she replied, "fine, you have been lovely and not creepy which is a nice change." And so she sends me her album of nudes and the way I fucking dropped my phone. Good God, when I tell you, I am decently hung thick, and that thing absolutely DWARFED mine, and was practically spilling over the side of her thigh it was so long even semi soft, and hard it went all the way up to the belly button. Probably the first time in my life I've actually met someone with an actual porn dick. Hell, even the soft probably looked like it was close to 5 inches alone and thick. I kinda want to ask her to meet, but at the same time I am absolutely terrified, the head alone was so massive that it would take considerable effort to get it in the back door; at the same time, that does sound fun to try.