Do you hear it's calling, Meat sacks? Give up and become part of my Brood as my lowly puppets~
Aren’t you a pretty little thing?~ Come closer, dear and let me take a closer look at you~
Good evening, hatchlings~ I’m searching for obedient, little “how-highs” that can brush off any demeaning abuse, mistreatment and financial ruin for the most minuscule morsel of praise and attention I can bother to throw their way.
You’re here because you’re indebted to me. I’m your unattainable muse that you’ll hopelessly try to win my favor, only to fall a couple plat short every step of the way.
Slave away, toil from dusk till dawn farming materials, parts and loot. Live your life beneath my heel as my toy and plaything. Become my perfect soldiers with tight lips and loose pockets~
I peddle from Lua to Super Earth, from Dam Battlegrounds to Limsa-Lominsa. If there's a currency, I'll gladly relieve it from you and into more responsible hands. So do tell me how I can exploit you better~