u/No-Chest-7070

My wife was waiting for her mom to show up so they could go to an event. I asked my wife was wearing i thought she said something white, but she mentioned her mom.

I joked " wer t shirt contest!"because it had started raining, my wife gave me a judgy look and said...." you didn't say no" about seeing her in a wet white t shirt.

The point of the story this is the 1st time my wife heard me make a slightly sexual reference about her mom