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My father always told me, never look a gifthorse in the mouth. But what about looking a giftfox in the rear and tongue cleaning her package? In hindsight if I was him, I'd probably tell my son "everything in this world has a price and if it's too good to be true, it usually is." Live and learn I guess

My father always told me, never look a gifthorse in the mouth. But what about looking a giftfox in the rear and tongue cleaning her package? In hindsight if I was him, I'd probably tell my son "everything in this world has a price and if it's too good to be true, it usually is." Live and learn I guess

The advertisement sounded so good last Fall. "Practically free room, all expenses covered, just want some companionship" The girl must be rich and crazy or something, ah what the hell, I'll be whatever she wants for the price of rent these days!

If only he knew how miserly she got when it came to utility bills. "Just get an A/C and take a shower please for goodness sake!" "Oh and I suppose you're the one paying the water and electricity bills now? Fat chance!"

You thought being a futa's submissive cuck in a stable of slaves was as low as you could go. Turns out even slaves can own slaves...

What were you two thinking, walking through the forest without so much as a single armed escort? Can you really blame her? If you wanted to be a human washrag and sex slave to a tribe of stinky Goblin futanari, this would probably be the route you'd take~ Stupid hooman

A key to a healthy relationship is delegating responsibilities and chores evenly. Everyone pulls their own weight one way or another. Someone needs to cook, someone needs to pleasure your girlfriend. Someone needs to rim her futa bull before and after dinner~ Sharing is caring

You wish you could stop gambling, the stress of the goblin families constantly hounding you gets really old. But every time your wife takes a trip to see them, she somehow makes all those owed zeroes go away, and then she always gives you a big wet salty passionate kiss afterwards. Who else's wife has such an incredible verbal skillset? With cards like these in your deck, you can afford to lose a few more hands! And you just know lady luck has you in her heart. She won't pass you by forever.

There was a phenomenon discovered in the early 2000s. When a man is so emasculated by his surroundings, his brain will have no choice but to cope. To make unpleasant smells and interactions that occurred daily to be pleasant in his mind. Experts referred to it as "Cuckholm Syndrome" and there is no known cure once a male has begun down such a road. Fortunately we live in a civilized society and such rare cases are made wards of the state and are assigned a single, or multiple caregivers. Due to some sort of legalese loophole, its usually their abusers that get assigned to their care, but nothing's perfect. That's the price of civilization.

Jerk husband should've listened, now his wife is a fleshlight/human wash rag, and he's a glorified codpiece/air freshener. Just two spoils of war

Sorry if this one might be too wordy. Let me know if you prefer short and sweet or longer form. I wanted to write even more smut in this one but it was long enough without.

"Gamma" thought it seemed too good to be true, but the Priceline ad was just irresistible, Will Shatner's smiling face has never lead him astray before! "What the hell, we'll save a few bucks and the wife will never know! I'd be losing money if I didn't book this vacation!"