bringing back the whore
to mods:- let me know if this isn't appropriate lmk i will delete
i used to be a good reddit whore. had an owner and everything but then i got spooked and deleted everything but i think its time to bring back the whore. lets start with a little game.
i will tie my tits (1 min for every upvote +2 minutes for every comment)
clamp my clit (1 second for every upvote + 10 seconds for every comment)
and plug this stupid ass (2 mins for the total of upvote and comments)
if you want something else on your whore (clamps on tits or just want more time to be added to anything or pulling off the clamps a certain amount of time )please let me know here and I'll do the things from the comment that have the most upvotes
EDIT:
tits- 5 hrs ( for safety will remove it every hr for 20 mins)
clit- 18 mins (for safety will do it in 4 bouts of 5 mins with 2 mins breaks in between)
plug- 10.5 ( for safety will do it in bouts of 2 hrs with 20 mins in between except for the last 4 hrs where i will wear the big plug)