Pro Tip For The Girlies: When You Cum, You Don't Have to Stop
I was riding my partner so hard last weekend that I accidentally face-planted into the headboard mid-orgasm-like, full-on nose dive into the cheap IKEA furniture we bought because we were drunk when we got it. Took me a solid five minutes to stop laughing (and another five to explain why my nose looked like a cherry tomato), but let me tell you, girl, when you cum that hard, you don’t just freeze up like a deer in headlights-you *commit*. The way my thighs were shaking against their hips, I’m pretty sure they thought I was having a seizure for a second. Good times. Never underestimate the power of a missionary-bounce combo when you’re riding solo.