u/4LilyPearl

Summary: You’ve been promoted to a new department at your megacorp! On your first day, your new boss is eager to meet you, her newest employee, for an orientation… of sorts. She informs you of how some of their more unique department policies work, to ensure you’re ready and willing to contribute to the success of the department.

Script by u/pervmeditations

I’ve made two versions, both 15:58 in length:

🎧 WITH fucking SFX (starting around 12:50)

🎧 WITHOUT fucking SFX (if you rather use your own imagination 😏)